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Ellen DeGeneres to Idolize America
Ellen Degeneres is America’s most beloved gay woman since Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers, so it’s no surprise that people are falling all over themselves to sign her for projects. Talk shows. Awards show hosting. Peddling credit cards and cream blush. Now she can add another job to her resume: Paula Abdul part 2. Ellen’s [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron
Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)
Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
Helen Mirren [...]
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One of These Santies Doesn't Wear Any Panties
Hey look! Britney has finally learned to spread something other than her legs: Christmas cheer! Thanks, Ellen!
Portia and Ellen Become Wife and Wife
Some clam shuckers got hitched this weekend. Yay California! According to the Daily Mail:
Chat show host Ellen DeGeneres and actress Portia de Rossi were married following an intimate ceremony in the grounds of their LA home.
Fewer than 20 of the couple's family and friends gathered at sunset for the civil service ceremony but the event [...]
Ellen Degeneres is a Top; Portia de Rossi is a Topless
Between posting pictures of Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson and now Ellen Degeneres with femme friend Portia de Rossi, CelebNewsWire is quickly becoming LesbianCoupleWire. The next time you come here, the background will be rainbow flags and there will be a nice Joan Armatrading midi playing. For now, please enjoy these pictures of Portia and [...]
Knudist Knightley Gets Knaked: One More Time, with Feeling
Ah, Keira Knightley. Fair of face and foul of mouth, she's always game to say the word "tits", or brandish her actual tits, especially when she's promoting a new film. Keira appiera'ed on Ellen today, and they discussed this Interview cover:
Ellen: Why do you love posing nude?
Keira: I donít know. People ask and I just [...]
Ellen DeGeneres Gets Decaying Thumbs up from Lucille Ball
Hollywood reincarnation shocker! Ellen DeGeneres is Lucille Ball's grandmother! Even more shocking? Lucy's grandfather: a lesbian Chihuahua named Buttercup.
Talkin' Bout Nipples, Talkin' Bout Anne Hathaway Nipples
There was a time when we talked about Anne Hathaway nearly every day. We drooled and wagged our tongues over the thought of her rumored hardcore beaver-baring scenes in Havoc like a schnauzer presented with a snausage. But then we saw Havoc. And while the knockers were nice, there wasn't anything more, and Anne was [...]
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Ellen's Lesbian Wars Heat Up
What's a girl to do when some brazen hussy swoops in and steals her lesbian lover? Sue the bitch for theft, of course. Ellen DeGeneres made headlines in December for dumping her lover of four years, Alexandra Hedison, for younger, blonder, and hotter lesbo lady Portia de Rossi. Now Alex is fighting back–Victorian style!
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Portia Removes ALL Traces of Ex.
Mere weeks after their breakup, Portia de Rossi is having a tattoo of her ex's initials surgically removed. We're sure that Portia has given the matter much agonizing thought. Or, about as much thought as a person who gets a tattoo of a significant other is capable of giving.