Tag Archives: Elle MacPherson
SI Swimsuit Issue: Eight Cover Models for the Price of One
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Merely uttering those five tiny words causes uncontrollable priapism in roughly 82.647% of the population (we counted). Each year, bright-eyed, rosy-cheeked innocents across this great nation race to the mailbox or to their local Waldenbooks, nether regions all atingle, gasping, “Who made the cover? Who made the cover? Who made [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: RARE OOP JORDAN BOOBS BREASTS JUGS EMO L@@K!
Katie Holmes: putting the “tard” in “unitard”.
Penelope Cruz dons the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow bikini, sans polka dots.
Reese was like “OMG I totes slept through the Oscar noms cuz I sooo don’t care, whateverrrrr, tee hee hee” and then Heath and Michelle were all “Oh like us too, that illegitimate baby of ours can [...]
Naked Ladies for Charity! Naked Ladies for Charity! Hooray!
Charity is cool. Giving is cool. Not just because such a thing offers a chance for us all to feel warm n' fuzzy and/or superior when we fork over some dough to help people, and not just because of those nifty tax deductions, but because very nice-looking famous ladies often get naked in the name [...]
Eileen and Elle Spurn Farrell
Colin Farrell is not the cocksman he was a mere year or two ago. Gone are the days of spending leisurely afternoons being fed grapes by four Eastern European supermodels while Lindsay Lohan suckled his toes and Angelina Jolie performed a lap dance. Now he can't even get 70-year-old crones to bang him.
Elle RackPherson Strikes Again: Pics!
Check out some topless pictures of Elle MacPherson, in which she shows off the fact that, at age 42 and after hatching two children, she still looks better than 99.783% of the world's population.