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Elle Macpherson, the Aussie supermodel and former Sports Illustrated cover girl, is helping take the heat off Barton and her much-publicized breakdown last month.

According to an on-set source, producers of “The Beautiful Life” series on CW aren’t worried about Barton’s antics or her nearly two-week stint in rehab. It’s Macpherson’s lack of acting chops that has them worried.

“In comparison, Mischa is a dream come true for producers because she has experience” with three seasons of “The ‘O.C.,” says the source, who adds: “The real problem with ‘The Beautiful Life’ is definitely the acting now, not Mischa’s emotional state.”

Continues the insider, “All the models need to be taught how to act, but the main focus is Elle, because she has one of the biggest roles.”

Guy Ritchie might not have been overly happy about the news that Madonna is now living with her toyboy lover – but he hit back in spectacular fashion last night.

Not to be outdone, the Sherlock Holmes director hit the town last night with Australian supermodel Elle Macpherson. He took the 44-year-old bachelorette – known in her heyday as The Body – for dinner at the Notting Hill Brasserie.

Guy and Elle must have had a lot to talk about, as the pair stayed in each otherís company until 12.30am – leaving separately to avoid being photographed together. And judging by the smirks on their faces, the night went rather well.

Which would you rather yell out in the boudoir: "The Body" or "Jesus"? Check and mate.

ï Nicole Richie allegedly kicks Joel Madden to the curb. Joel responds by kicking it to Mischa Barton. (Yeeeah!)

ï Elle MacPherson named the greatest model of all time. Janice Dickinson is somewhere guzzling Drano right now. (Daily Stab)

ï Hilary Swank was hospitalized to remove a "small benign growth". Her penis, right? (Celebitchy)

ï Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond bond. By getting busted for meth together. This makes Tatum's bust look kind of classy.(Derek Hail)

ï Joe Francis opens his douche-hole to say he thinks Lohan is straight and just going through a phase. Who wouldn't give up men after screwing Joe Francis? (CelebWarship)

ï 15-year-old Miley Cyrus has a boyfriend. He's 20. And an underwear model. This should be good. (Hollywood Grind)

ï Do you have the balls to . . . name that celebrity cameltoe? (Cityrag)

ï Shauna Sand wears a see-through dress to match her see-through shoes. (Drunken Stepfather)

Supermodel Elle Macpherson and international rock star Bryan Adams are secretly dating.

The couple enjoyed a passionate kiss at a private party in Bryan's London home on Tuesday night after the launch of his new photo exhibition.

A source said: "They were all over each other, flirting outrageously and they couldn't keep their hands or eyes off each other."

Elle, nicknamed "The Body", and sexy Bryan make a fab couple but were trying to keep the relationship top secret – because it's very early days and they've been pals for ages before romance blossomed.

Men! Take note! All those expensive tooth-bleachings and Hummermobiles and Cyberphones aren't going to get you anywhere with the supermodel demographic. Take a clue from Mr. Adams and the ebony to his ivory, Seal. All it takes to win the hand of a blonde, statuesque, international swimsuit model is a song that tops the adult contemporary charts and a face full of scars. A melody about dew on roses and gnarled keloids, and the Victoria's Secret girls come buzzing like flies on BM.


Get a load of Elle's bells at MrSkin.com.

What the Elle? There's more (naked) MacPherson at MrSkin.com.

ï Someone give Renee Zellweger a part in Bridget Jones 3, stat. (Yeeeah!)

ï Paris Hilton rubs her nipple on a bear. (Egotastic!)

ï Madonna: arms of an ultimate fighter, hands of an ancient oak tree. (Cityrag)

ï Owen Wilson's funnyman exterior belies the coketacular pain within. (GlossLip)

ï Diora Baird stars in the upcoming film Young People Fucking. How cryptic. What could that possibly be about? (The Blemish)

ï Keira Knightley is all, "Being famous sucks. I'm ugly. Tits." (Daily Stab)

ï Fergie's got it coming out of both ends now. (Dlisted)

ï Not satisfied with ingesting nicotine the old-fashioned way, Keith Richards eats a cigarette onstage. Next up in is quest for a new buzz: ketamine eye wash and crack rock earplugs. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

ï Brooke Hogan performs in frayed denim chaps. We haven't seen such creative scissors-meet-fabric self-styling since Billy's Squier's "Rock Me Tonite" video! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Nicole Richie pregnant. Yeah, rite. (Female First)

ï Jennifer Aniston gets back at Brad for shacking up with Hollywood's most beautiful woman with the only possible revenge: dating a model. (Hollyscoop)

ï Criss Angel dedicates a magic trick to new girlfriend Cameron Diaz. Uhhh, we think that sort of romance only works with musicians dedicating songs. Then again, who knows, maybe there are dentists out there saying, "This root canal goes out to my boo, Debbie. I love you, babygirl." (Celebitchy)

ï Christina Aguilera and her husband. They sure do like costumes. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Elle MacPherson: She's still got it! And by "it" we mean "nipples". (Taxi Driver)

ï Dawn Wiener's sweater puppies in Hostel 2. (Don't Link This)

ï The Hoff got hassled by ex-wife and cops. (Yeeeah!)

ï Katie Holmes threatens to bake up a fresh batch of Cruise juice into more spawn. (Glosslip)

ï The Butterscotch Stallion to freely roam the plains again, whinnying and rearing and tossing his golden mane. (Lainey Gossip)

ï Anna Nicole sold the video of her C-section to Entertainment Tonight for $1 million. OK, so for those who like to keep count: she sold the last pictures of her with her son, she sold the pictures of her "commitment ceremony" to lawyer/barnacle Howard K. Stern, she sold the (incredibly bloody and brutal) video of her baby's birth. Next on the auction block: the baby.

ï Moby hopes that if and when he has children, they will turn out gay. Gay children everywhere are hoping that if and when they are sired, it won't be to Moby.

ï Ryan Phillippe says, in regards to rumors that he cheated on Reese Witherspoon, ìIím not a perfect person, but Iím not guilty of a lot of the things I have been accused of.î He's not guilty of a lot of those things. Just a bunch of them. A passel, if you will.

ï Lindsay Lohan has been rear-ended. Has she ever!

ï Sienna Miller gets revenge on Pittsburgh by showing her boobs. That'll learn 'em.

ï Jordan (sweet, sweet Jordan) says that husband Peter Andre's past as a schtupper of tramps makes her sick. Apparently, she feels fine about him being a present schtupper of one tramp.

ï Jessica Simpson makes with the cleavage; jazz hands.

ï Debra Wilson from Mad TV shows off her comedic chops. And by "comedic chops" we mean "tits".

ï Barbra Streisand gets on the guest list at your local Loews.

ï Carmen Electra hates herself for lovin' Joan Jett. Can't break free from the things that she . . . doan . . . dett? Eh, we suck.

ï Janice Dickinson: genius of our time.

ï Elle MacPherson loves to have loads and loads of casual sex. Just not with you. You fat loser.

ï Light-filled goddess from heaven Mandy Moore denies cherry-poppage at the hands and wang of Fez. Wouldn't you?

ï Is J. Lo preg. o?

ï Speaking of cherries, The Virgin Adriana Lima is a punchy little firecracker. We got a little something that would chill her right out. Yeeeeah, that's right. A little somethin' in our pants, if you dig what we're saying. It's a packet of chamomile tea and a fizzy bath bomb in our pocket. They're great for de-stressing!