Tag Archives: Elle MacPherson
Suck on This, Madge
The post-divorce fallout between director Guy Ritchie and ropy hunk of fiber Madonna has played out like a game of Stratego. First, Madge made a bold move by calling Ritchie "emotionally retarded" on stage, but Ritchie countered with refusing to indulge. Next, Mad went for the flag by flaunting her new arm candy, 22-year-old male [...]
An Elle of a Hookup
Musical visionary. Philanthropist. Photographer. Raspy voice-haver. Canadian. Provider of shattered teacup upon which Lindsay Lohan sliced her speckled flesh. Is there anything Bryan Adams can't do? Apparently, the answer is no, because he has somehow landed himself one of the most storied beauties of our times as a concubine. According to the Daily Mail:
Supermodel Elle [...]
The Bod Vs. The Beehive
We post a lot of bikini pictures here at CelebNewsWire. Bikinis, nipples, chair cheeks–this is our milieu. Never do we feel quite so at home as when we down our morning cup of our own urine, fire up the ole ColecoVision, and settle down to share some nice photographs of celebrities in skimpy spandex. Today, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: An Elle of a Bod
ï If you're "board", Elle MacPherson in a bikini will make you whip up a batch of your own sex wax. Har de har. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Someone give Renee Zellweger a part in Bridget Jones 3, stat. (Yeeeah!)
ï Paris Hilton rubs her nipple on a bear. (Egotastic!)
ï Madonna: arms of [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Diora Baird, drugs, Fergie, Keith Richards, Madonna, magazines, movies, Owen Wilson, Paris Hilton, RenÈe Zellweger
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CNW Junk Drawer: Porking a Model is the Best Revenge
ï Angelina and Brad are thinking about adding a Czech orphan to their multi-hued brood. NO. F U. MORE SHILOH. (Derek Hail)
ï Brooke Hogan performs in frayed denim chaps. We haven't seen such creative scissors-meet-fabric self-styling since Billy's Squier's "Rock Me Tonite" video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Nicole Richie pregnant. Yeah, rite. (Female First)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, celebrity adoption, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, Christina Aguilera, Criss Angel, David Hasselhoff, Heather Matarazzo, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson, Katie Holmes, models, movies, Nicole Richie, Owen Wilson, see-through shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: "All the Women Heís Been With Are Dirty Rats."
ï Elle Macpherson's still got it! Believe the hype, feel the magic, catch the wave, etc., etc.
ï Anna Nicole sold the video of her C-section to Entertainment Tonight for $1 million. OK, so for those who like to keep count: she sold the last pictures of her with her son, she sold the [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, celebrity accidents, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, Jessica Simpson, Jordan, Lindsay Lohan, Moby, Peter Andre, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe, see-through shots, Sienna Miller, television
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