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	<title>CelebNewsWire&#187; Elizabeth Hurley Archives  &#8211;  CelebNewsWire</title>
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		<title>Elizabeth Hurley Gets Stampy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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With all of our talk of Suri and Shiloh (SHILOH!!!!!), you might not be aware that one of our favorite famous-people offspring is actually the spawn of Elizabeth Hurley, Damien. Liz loves to dress him up like Little Lord Fauntleroy, and he pretty much looks like someone deserving of the name Damien&#243;like he would crouch [...]]]></description>
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With all of our talk of Suri and Shiloh (SHILOH!!!!!), you might not be aware that one of our favorite famous-people offspring is actually the spawn of Elizabeth Hurley, Damien. Liz loves to <a href="http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/78/50/liz-hurley-canary.0.0.0x0.432x667.jpeg" target=" blank">dress him up</a> like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Lord_Fauntleroy" target=" blank">Little Lord Fauntleroy</a>, and he pretty much looks like someone deserving of the name Damien&oacute;like he would crouch down to the floor, bite your shin really hard, and then point and laugh at you. And then Liz would say, &quot;Oh, he&#x27;s just being Damien&quot; as the little shit proceeded to pour grape juice all over your carpet. Well, if you live in England, you&#x27;ll soon be able to use Damien&#x27;s mug to send mail. Our own personal Postmaster General, <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Elizabeth+Hurley-25181.html" target=" blank">FemaleFirst</a>, reports:<br />
<blockquote>Elizabeth Hurley has donated a picture of her son to appear on a stamp.</p>
<p>Damian, six, is seen dressed in a T-shirt and multi-coloured hat in the photo, which will turned into a limited edition stamp to raise money for domestic violence charity Women&#x27;s Aid.</p>
<p>The unique item will be sold on internet auction site eBay.</p>
<p>Liz said: &quot;The images I have chosen mean a lot to me as a mother and it is great that my photography can be used in a way that benefits others.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> Oh, please, please, please let it be this one:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/Xelizabeth%20hurley%20wedding%20party%20photo.jpg"><img alt="Xelizabeth hurley wedding party photo.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/Xelizabeth%20hurley%20wedding%20party%20photo-thumb.jpg" width="145" height="200" /></a>
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Or maybe this one:</p>
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		<title>Liz Hurley Says: &quot;Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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If you happen to live in England and see a crazed woman coming towards you with a hot glue gun, a bag full of rhinestones, and fabric scraps scattered in her hair, don&#x27;t be alarmed, it&#x27;s just Elizabeth Hurley. Unless of course it&#x27;s Helena Bonham Carter. Then be very, very alarmed. Our favorite celebrity scrapbooker, [...]]]></description>
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If you happen to live in England and see a crazed woman coming towards you with a hot glue gun, a bag full of rhinestones, and fabric scraps scattered in her hair, don&#x27;t be alarmed, it&#x27;s just Elizabeth Hurley. Unless of course it&#x27;s <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/celebnewswire/3118577990/" target=" blank">Helena Bonham Carter</a>. Then be very, very alarmed. Our favorite celebrity scrapbooker, <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Liz+Hurley-24075.html" target=" blank">FemaleFirst</a>, says of Liz Hurley&#x27;s new love:<br />
<blockquote>Liz Hurley is considering sniffing glue.</p>
<p>The &#x27;Bedazzled&#x27; actress &#8211; who claims she has turned into a &quot;country mouse&quot; since moving from London to Gloucestershire in April &#8211; is obsessed with a hot glue gun she uses for DIY.</p>
<p>She said: &quot;I love hot glue and want to glue everything to anything! I may even have to start sniffing the stuff.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> Sure, glue sniffing may seem like one of life&#x27;s harmless little pleasures, but beware, Liz. If you start feeling the urge to guzzle gasoline or snort Borax, you&#x27;ve got a serious problem.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: CBT</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Brittany Snow not naked, but well-versed in cock and ball torture in On the Doll! (Fatback)
&#239;  In case you were wondering if Pam Anderson&#x27;s nipples were still inching their way towards her armpits, the answer is a resounding yes! (Taxi Driver)
&#239;  Abigail Clancy: dumpy name, glamorous naked boobs in a bikini. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/on-the-doll-balls-1.jpg"><img alt="on-the-doll-balls-1.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/on-the-doll-balls-1-thumb.jpg" width="371" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Brittany Snow not naked, but well-versed in cock and ball torture in <em>On the Doll</em>! (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/06/brittany-snow-is-on-the-doll/" target="_blank">Fatback</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  In case you were wondering if Pam Anderson&#x27;s nipples were still inching their way towards her armpits, the answer is a resounding yes! (<a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/taxi/Pamela-Anderson-see-through-nipple/40437" target="_blank">Taxi Driver</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Abigail Clancy: dumpy name, glamorous naked boobs in a bikini. (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/06/09/abigail-clancy-gets-topless-in-a-bikini-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Despite her assertions to the contrary, Jessica Alba is most definitely shopping around pics of her baby. (<a href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2008/06/jessica-albas-b.html" target="_blank">Cityrag</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Awwww. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, happy and hugging. Not as exciting as groaning and fingerblasting, but we make do with what we&#x27;re given. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2008/06/10/lindsay-and-samantha-kiss-and-make-up/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Sienna Miller enjoys sleeping with . . . . . . . . . . . Heath Ledger&#x27;s pajamas. (<a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=11886" target="_blank">CelebWarship</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Heather Locklear throws some gang signs. Yo yo yo, northeast siiiiiide, Bev Hills, dis ya girl Heathuh! Brentwoooooood! Respect! (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/06/heather-locklear-is-hip/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Paul Newman has lung cancer. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo. (<a href="http://www.hollywire.com/paul-newman/paul-newman-has-lung-cancer/" target="_blank">Hollywire</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Elizabeth Hurley continues to dress her son like he&#x27;s Little Lord Fauntleroy. (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2008/06/elizabeth-hurley-goes-to-a-wedding/" target="_blank">Allie Is Wired</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Does Christina Aguilera have her eye on another, nonsimian man? (<a href="http://www.hollyscoop.com/christina-aguilera/marriage-troubles-for-christina-and-jordan_16370.aspx" target="_blank">Hollyscoop</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Firecrotch-spouter <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/brandon_davis/" target="_blank">Brandon Davis</a> has gone from Fat Elvis to slightly less fat Elvis. (<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/35575/brandon-loses-weight-and-ability-to-pay/" target="_blank">Faded Youth</a>)</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: She&#039;s Still Got (T)it!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Elizabeth Hurley&#x27;s colossal cleavage never seems to age. Baffling! (The Blemish)
&#239;  Amy Winehouse and her imprisoned husband: they&#x27;re either going to be &#34;together forever&#34;, or she&#x27;s cheating on him and will be forced to give him three million dollars. Either way, she&#x27;s screwed. (Female First)
&#239;  Tom Cruise was once Cher&#x27;s bagel [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/elizabeth_hurley_cleavage_wow.jpg"><img alt="elizabeth_hurley_cleavage_wow.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/elizabeth_hurley_cleavage_wow-thumb.jpg" width="137" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Elizabeth Hurley&#x27;s colossal cleavage never seems to age. Baffling! (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/04/elizabeth-hurleys-still-got-it/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/amy_winehouse/" target="_blank">Amy Winehouse</a> and her imprisoned husband: they&#x27;re either going to be &quot;together forever&quot;, or she&#x27;s cheating on him and will be forced to give him three million dollars. Either way, she&#x27;s screwed. (<a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Amy+Winehouse-20732.html" target="_blank">Female First</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/tom_cruise/" target="_blank">Tom Cruise</a> was once Cher&#x27;s bagel boy. And by that, we mean he spread his cream on her hole. Wait, no. The other way around. (<a href="http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/tom-cruise-slept-with-cher/" target="_blank">Hollywood Grind</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  &#x27;Scuse me while I kiss this dong. Move over, Marilyn, it&#x27;s the Jimi Hendrix sex tape! Does he play a right-handed vagina left-handed? Watch and find out.(<a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/04/jimi-hendrix-has-a-sex-tape.html" target="_blank">I Don&#x27;t Like You In That Way</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Disney says that we won&#x27;t be seeing much of <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/miley_cyrus/" target="_blank">Miley Cyrus</a> in the wake of her &quot;nude&quot; photo &quot;controversy&quot;. Unless she&#x27;s in a full body condom with a scarlet letter on it. (<a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2008/04/miley-cyrus-photo-gate-update-singer-banished-parents-mortified/" target="_blank">The Hollywood Gossip</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Hulk Hogan uses suntan oil . . . to lube up daughter Brooke Hogan&#x27;s crotch? Miley, what have you wrought with your suggestive posing and infectious pop grooves? The whole world&#x27;s gone crazy! (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/04/29/hulk-hogan-rubbing-lotion-on-brooke-hogan-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Leah Remini&#x27;s daughter is an asshole. (<a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2008/04/28/leah-remini-is-a-great-mom/" target="_blank">Derek Hail</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  When <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/john_travolta/" target="_blank">John Travolta</a> notices that his new facial hair configuration looks like two porn star landing strips, he will squeal, &quot;Ew, get it off, get it offffff!&quot; (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2008/04/28/john-travolta-is-a-macho-man/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Keeley Hazell. Dancing. In her undies. (<a href="http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/28/keeley-hazell-dances-in-her-underwear/" target="_blank">Holy Taco</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Former <em>Full House</em> fox Lori Loughlin joins the cast of the new improved <em>90210</em>. It&#x27;s like 1990 all over again. (<a href="http://www.hollywire.com/tv-shows/lori-loughlin-the-newest-addition-to-90210-cast/" target="_blank">Hollywire</a>)</p>
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		<title>Elizabeth Hurley Thinks Seeing Her Radiant Face Is Payment Enough for 70 Hour Work Weeks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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We have often mentioned the inherent unfairness of movie stars (a.k.a. people who make millions of dollars to play dress up) getting tons of stuff for free. Wouldn&#x27;t it make more sense for the people who make $6.25 an hour to be given Dolce &#38; Gabbana gift bags? They&#x27;d probably even settle for fifteen minutes [...]]]></description>
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We have often mentioned the inherent unfairness of movie stars (a.k.a. people who make millions of dollars to play dress up) getting tons of stuff for free. Wouldn&#x27;t it make more sense for the people who make $6.25 an hour to be given Dolce &amp; Gabbana gift bags? They&#x27;d probably even settle for fifteen minutes in an Old Navy gifting suite. But instead people like Elizabeth Hurley are given free diamonds and minks and Jimmy Choos just for entering a room. So not fair. And you know what else isn&#x27;t fair? Elizabeth Hurley paying her maid $2.33 an hour. Did Liz at least pass along a couple of pairs of True Religion jeans she got in the gift bag at the <em>Fool&#x27;s Gold</em> premiere? <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/02212008/gossip/pagesix/peanut_pay_for_hurley_maid_98572.htm" target=" blank">Page Six</a> reports:<br />
<blockquote>ELIZABETH Hurley and her husband, Arun Nayar, are multimillionaires many times over, but they&#x27;re also accused of being skinflints &#8211; paying their Indian maid just $200 a week for endless hours of cooking, cleaning and baby-sitting, according to published reports.</p>
<p>Violet D&#x27;Souza, 31, accused the &quot;Austin Powers&quot; star and her spouse of forking over as little as $2.33 an hour for as many as 70 hours of work a week in the couple&#x27;s fashionable Chelsea (London) home, Britain&#x27;s Mirror and Daily Mail both reported. Adding insult to injury, they allegedly paid her in the Indian currency of rupees.</p>
<p>D&#x27;Souza was set to take her case to an employment tribunal today &#8211; but the hearing was canceled at the 11th hour late yesterday after the distressed domestic was offered a five-figure settlement, according to the newspapers.</p>
<p>Hurley&#x27;s lawyer, Jake Bloom, had no comment for Page Six, and her agent, Allison Band, did not return our call.</p>
<p>The London reports say d&#x27;Souza worked up to seven days a week, with her chores starting at 7:30 a.m. and sometimes lasting until 3 the next morning, with Hurley and Nayar rewarding her with a weekly 8,000 rupees. The equivalent hourly rate worked out to between $2.72 and $3.10, but was sometimes as low as $2.33 if she worked lengthy hours. In Britain, the legal minimum wage is $10.71.</p>
<p>Hurley, 42, is believed to be worth $25 million from acting and modeling, while Nayar, 43, is an heir to a fabulously rich Indian textiles family in Mumbai. D&#x27;Souza is believed to have worked for the family before Nayar brought her to London in 2003. She brought an action of breach of contract after being dismissed by the couple last August.</p>
<p>A spokesman for Kingsway Tribunal Center, where the case was to be heard, said yesterday, &quot;We can confirm that the claim has been withdrawn and the pre-hearing review has been canceled but cannot discuss the reasons.&quot;</p>
<p>Hurley, who wed Nayar last March, has a 5-year-old son by billionaire businessman Steve Bing named Damian, whose godparents include Elton John, Hugh Grant, Denis Leary, Victoria and David Beckham and the late Heath Ledger. </p></blockquote>
<p> Maybe Elizabeth and Arun are heading toward the stereotype of the eccentric old rich couple who refuses to spend money on anything. Sure, they may look glamorous on the outside, what with their multiple weddings atop elephants and whatnot, but inside their home it&#x27;s all Spam and Wonder Bread eaten from TV trays while they sit on their plastic-covered couch from the discount furniture store. </p>
<p>P.S. Please do yourself a favor and enlarge that picture of Liz and Damian and the other Little Lord Fauntleroys up there and take a gander. It will be time well spent.</p>
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		<title>Damian Hurley, Future Author of Lizzie Dearest</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2007 17:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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While we generally try not to judge celebrity offspring until they&#x27;re of legal age and independently hunting for attention, we&#x27;ve never much liked Elizabeth Hurley&#x27;s son, Damian. He looks like a little shit who would bite your kneecaps and pee in your orange juice and laugh at you afterwards. But Liz would probably half-heartedly chide, [...]]]></description>
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While we generally try not to judge celebrity offspring until they&#x27;re of legal age and independently hunting for attention, we&#x27;ve never much liked Elizabeth Hurley&#x27;s son, Damian. He looks like a little shit who would bite your kneecaps and pee in your orange juice and laugh at you afterwards. But Liz would probably half-heartedly chide, &quot;Now, sweetie, that wasn&#x27;t very nice&quot; and then go back to talking about how hot she looked in that Austin Powers movie, so we can&#x27;t really fault the kid. Plus, Liz usually dresses him up like <a href="http://www.hotmommagossip.com/hot-momma-alert-elizabeth-hurley/" target=" blank">a bratty English dandy from a Dickens novel</a>, complete with short pants that would befit Auntie Mame&#x27;s nephew, so naturally kid&#x27;s gonna have issues. But even more severe issues are to come, as Liz recently made Damian model a frilly pink bikini for her website. <a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz4.shtml" target=" blank">News of the World</a> reports (via <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/4399/liz_hurleys_son_wears_bikini/" target=" blank">Celebitchy</a>):<br />
<blockquote>An insider fumed: &quot;It&#x27;s an outrage Liz made her son do this. He&#x27;s not old enough to make that sort of decision.</p>
<p>&quot;Imagine the teasing he could suffer at school. Why would any parent do this to their child?&quot;</p>
<p>The bizarre image, showing Damian hiding behind giant sunglasses, featured on Liz&#x27;s official website.</p>
<p>The source added: &quot;Liz suggested Damian pose in the bikini. Other people were uncomfortable with it but she insisted.&quot; </p></blockquote>
<p> Naturally Liz is waiting until Damian is at least ten, with properly developed cheekbones, before she unleashes her cosmetics line. His current features are just too childlike to suitably showcase different shades of blush.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: &quot;Spread &#039;em!&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Courtney Love says she saw a gigantic pile of white powder at Paris Hilton&#x27;s birthday party. So? It was just talc for Paris&#x27;s new orange body/chalk face kabuki look (left).
&#239;  Elizabeth Hurley got married. So . . . that&#x27;s great. For her. Good job, or something.
&#239;  Sienna Miller says, &#34;This year [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/parisorangewhite.jpg"><img alt="parisorangewhite.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/parisorangewhite-thumb.jpg" width="131" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Courtney Love says she saw a gigantic pile of <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=2605" target="_blank">white powder</a> at Paris Hilton&#x27;s birthday party. So? It was just talc for Paris&#x27;s new orange body/chalk face kabuki look (left).</p>
<p>&iuml;  Elizabeth Hurley got <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/3286/initial_pictures_of_liz_hurleys_weeklong_wedding_extravaganza/" target="_blank">married</a>. So . . . that&#x27;s great. For her. Good job, or something.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Sienna Miller says, &quot;This year is the <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sienna+Miller-14341.html" target="_blank">Year of the Slut!</a> Spread &#x27;em! That&#x27;s my motto for 2007.&quot; Chinese New Year was just a few weeks ago, try. Now, we can&#x27;t remember, is the Year of the Slut before or after the Year of the Tiger?</p>
<p>&iuml;  Drop a little sumthin down some celebrity plumber&#x27;s <a href='http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2007/03/celebrity_ass_c.html#more" target="_blank">cracks</a>.</p>
<p>ï  O.J. Simpleton says &#8220;Hey, I might be Anna Nicole Smith&#8217;s <a href="http://socialitelife.com/2007/03/07/evil_squared_thinks_he_might_be_a_candidate_for_anna_nicoles_babys_father.php" target="_blank">baby&#x27;s daddy</a>, too, LOL!&quot; Yes, yes, O.J., we see you, honey. Yes, we&#x27;re paying attention. That&#x27;s very nice, sweetheart.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Nicole Kidman pooped her bikini bottoms! Aw, we&#x27;re just jerking your bird&#8211;it&#x27;s just sand. Sandy <em>poop</em>!</p>
<p>&iuml;  And speaking of sand, Shauna Sand seems to have <a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/view_pictures.php?id=34969" target="_blank">lost her bra</a>, along with the &quot;Lamas&quot;.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Eva Mendes, <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/eva-mendes/eva-mendes-nude-pictures-002247" target="_blank">nude yet covered</a>, featuring curious, hairless, cleave-less, poreless Barbie crotch.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Britney is reportedly <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-03-06/#celeb1" target="_blank">&quot;struggling&quot;</a> in rehab. Apparently, she didn&#x27;t know that there wasn&#x27;t any ecstasy in there, y&#x27;all!</p>
<p>&iuml;  Nicole Richie&#x27;s boyfriend <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/03/joel-madden-is-hardcore-thug.html" target="_blank">punched</a> a lady in the titty!!!</p>
<p>&iuml;  The power of <a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/03/06/angelina-jolie-dabbles-in-voodoo/" target="_blank">voodoo</a>. Who do? Angelina do. Do what? The voodoo.</p>
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		<title>Making You Hurl(ey)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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It&#x27;s nice when B-listers go all stoolie on us, describing bigger stars&#x27;s shortcomings. Why not? What do they have to lose&#8211;an upcoming CSI: Cleveland guest spot? Today&#x27;s tidbit comes courtesy of the underrated and charming Samaire Armstrong, describing her experience at Elton John&#x27;s wedding to David Furnish:
&#34;It was an amazing party. I sat beside Prince [...]]]></description>
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It&#x27;s nice when B-listers go all stoolie on us, describing bigger stars&#x27;s shortcomings. Why not? What do they have to lose&#8211;an upcoming <em>CSI: Cleveland</em> guest spot? Today&#x27;s tidbit comes courtesy of the underrated and charming Samaire Armstrong, describing her experience at <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/elton_john/index.html" target="_blank">Elton John</a>&#x27;s wedding to David Furnish:</p>
<blockquote><p>&quot;It was an amazing party. I sat beside Prince Andrew and Fergie . . . <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/sharon_osbourne/index.html" target="_blank">Sharon</a>, <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/jack_osbourne/index.html" target="_blank">Jack</a>, <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/kelly_osbourne/index.html" target="_blank">Kelly</a> and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/ozzy_osbourne/index.html" target="_blank">Ozzy Osbourne</a> were there and so were Sting and Liz Hurley&#8211;who didn&#x27;t wash her hands when she left the toilet!&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p>Our first reaction was &quot;Hahahahaha. Liz Hurley has tinklefingers.&quot; And our second reaction was incredulity that Samaire Armstrong was invited to Elton John&#x27;s wedding. Perhaps there is a clause in the Gay Constitution stating that any guy-guy wedding must be attended by at least one (1) cast member of a popular teen drama.<br />
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<p>Liz Hurley is truly dirty at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Not Anorexic</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2006 17:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  K-Fed is all, &#34;Yo, remember when I did PopoZao? Yo, I was just funnin&#x27; y&#x27;all. No, surriously. When my REAL shit drops, y&#x27;all are gonna go nuts. No, really. PopoZao: just a big ha-ha. I meant to do that. Yo. Yo.&#34;
&#239;  BREAKING: Hugh Hefner has had sexual intercourse with ladies!!!
&#239;  &#34;Elizabeth [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/kevin_federline/" target="_blank">K-Fed</a> is all, &quot;Yo, remember when I did PopoZao? Yo, I was <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/07/kevin-federline-was-joking.html" target="_blank">just funnin&#x27; y&#x27;all</a>. No, surriously. When my REAL shit drops, y&#x27;all are gonna go nuts. No, really. PopoZao: just a big ha-ha. I meant to do that. Yo. Yo.&quot;</p>
<p>&iuml;  BREAKING: Hugh Hefner has had <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Hugh+Hefners+Bed+Post+200+Notches-10521.html" target="_blank">sexual intercourse with ladies</a>!!!</p>
<p>&iuml;  &quot;Elizabeth Hurley See-Through Nipple&quot; does not actually mean that <a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/view_pictures.php?id=2538" target="_blank">her nipple</a> is transluscent, you realize.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Hilary Swank tells People that her split from husband <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/chad_lowe/" target="_blank">Chad &quot;brother of Rob&quot; Lowe</a> was not, in fact, due to her being a huge mega multiple Oscar-winning superstar acting Hollywood juggernaut while he had a few guest spots on CSI: Miami and Medium. It was <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7483275.html#cutid1" target="_blank">because he&#x27;s a druggie</a>. Dun dun DUNNNN!</p>
<p>&iuml;  Your friend <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/billy_zane/" target="_blank">Billy Zane</a> orders his colossally-kanockered girlfriend Kelly Brook to wear only <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Billy+Zane+s+big+knickers+rule-10519.html" target="_blank">enormous, dowdy underpants</a>. Because he is a bad man.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Paris Hilton sets sights on <a href="http://www.mollygood.com/celebrities/paris-hilton/paris-hilton-jr-to-terrorize-by-2011-20060705.php" target="_blank">passing down the wonkeye gene</a>.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Kingston Rossdale and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/2006/05/unto_you_a_real.html" target="_blank">Piloh Shitt</a> had a little <a href="http://socialitelife.com/2006/07/03/kingston_rossdale_and_shiloh_joliepitt_have_a_playdate.php" target="_blank">play date</a>. Ah, yes. Angelina and <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/" target="_blank">Brad</a> are already making quite sure that their facially fortunate offspring consorts with only the prettiest peers. Excellent, excellent.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Our gossip doula, FemaleFirst, agrees <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/2006/05/natalie_either.html" target="_blank">with us</a> that Natalie Portman will <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Natalie+Portman+s+nude+debut-10513.html" target="_blank">indeed be naked</a> for real in her next film.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Keira Knightley says, &quot;I&#x27;m <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/04/people.keira.knightley.ap/index.html" target="_blank">not anorexic</a>. But my grandma was. And my great-grandma was. And also, Tracey Gold was.&quot;</p>
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		<title>Elizabeth Hurley Hocks Her Hooters Beachside</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 17:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elizabeth Hurley pulls the oldest career-reviving trick in the book&#8211;the nip slip. Should that fail to trick a major studio into greenlighting Serving Sara 2, she&#x27;s left with only one recourse: vehicular blow-jobs. And those just bring back too many painful memories, so we hope Liz is spared.

Photographers, low-cut dress, windy beach, no bra, these [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Elizabeth Hurley pulls the oldest career-reviving trick in the book&#8211;the nip slip. Should that fail to trick a major studio into greenlighting <em>Serving Sara 2</em>, she&#x27;s left with only one recourse: vehicular blow-jobs. And those just bring back too many painful memories, so we hope Liz is spared.<br />
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Photographers, low-cut dress, windy beach, no bra, these things add up to one of our favorite occurrences&#8211;the celebrity nip slip. Sure, it&#x27;s a bit more exciting when you add in an actress who has never been nude in front of a movie camera rather than one who flashed her funbags in almost every role she inhabited in her twenties (when the rack is arguably at it&#x27;s ripest), but when it comes to nips we&#x27;ll take what we can get.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/lizhurley.jpg"><img alt="lizhurley.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/lizhurley-thumb.jpg" width="141" height="250" /></a></p>
<p>Sure, that pic may not look like much, and you may have to blow it up real big to catch an aura of areola, but what can you do? It&#x27;s a slow skin day. Apparently all of the world&#x27;s beaches are clouded over and infested with super-engineered sting rays capable of immobilizing a bikini&#x27;d celebrity&#x27;s entire career with just one strike. So thanks, <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/elizabeth_hurley/index.html" target=" blank">Liz</a>, for braving those harsh conditions and offering a portion of your nipple. We appreciate your sacrifice. And may we say, damn, girl, you&#x27;re lookin&#x27; fine these days.<br />
To further scrutinize that nipple, head over to <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/elizabeth-hurley/the-elizabeth-hurley-nipple-slip-that-wasnt-001255" target=" blank">Egotastic</a>, where you will find more pics.<br />
<br />Check out Liz&#x27;s twentysomething ta-tas at MrSkin.com.</p>
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