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Elizabeth Hurley Gets Stampy
With all of our talk of Suri and Shiloh (SHILOH!!!!!), you might not be aware that one of our favorite famous-people offspring is actually the spawn of Elizabeth Hurley, Damien. Liz loves to dress him up like Little Lord Fauntleroy, and he pretty much looks like someone deserving of the name Damienólike he would crouch [...]
Liz Hurley Says: "Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue"
If you happen to live in England and see a crazed woman coming towards you with a hot glue gun, a bag full of rhinestones, and fabric scraps scattered in her hair, don't be alarmed, it's just Elizabeth Hurley. Unless of course it's Helena Bonham Carter. Then be very, very alarmed. Our favorite celebrity scrapbooker, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: CBT
ï Brittany Snow not naked, but well-versed in cock and ball torture in On the Doll! (Fatback)
ï In case you were wondering if Pam Anderson's nipples were still inching their way towards her armpits, the answer is a resounding yes! (Taxi Driver)
ï Abigail Clancy: dumpy name, glamorous naked boobs in a bikini. [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: She's Still Got (T)it!
ï Elizabeth Hurley's colossal cleavage never seems to age. Baffling! (The Blemish)
ï Amy Winehouse and her imprisoned husband: they're either going to be "together forever", or she's cheating on him and will be forced to give him three million dollars. Either way, she's screwed. (Female First)
ï Tom Cruise was once Cher's bagel [...]
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Elizabeth Hurley Thinks Seeing Her Radiant Face Is Payment Enough for 70 Hour Work Weeks
We have often mentioned the inherent unfairness of movie stars (a.k.a. people who make millions of dollars to play dress up) getting tons of stuff for free. Wouldn't it make more sense for the people who make $6.25 an hour to be given Dolce & Gabbana gift bags? They'd probably even settle for fifteen minutes [...]
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Damian Hurley, Future Author of Lizzie Dearest
While we generally try not to judge celebrity offspring until they're of legal age and independently hunting for attention, we've never much liked Elizabeth Hurley's son, Damian. He looks like a little shit who would bite your kneecaps and pee in your orange juice and laugh at you afterwards. But Liz would probably half-heartedly chide, [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Spread 'em!"
ï Courtney Love says she saw a gigantic pile of white powder at Paris Hilton's birthday party. So? It was just talc for Paris's new orange body/chalk face kabuki look (left).
ï Elizabeth Hurley got married. So . . . that's great. For her. Good job, or something.
ï Sienna Miller says, "This year [...]
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Making You Hurl(ey)
It's nice when B-listers go all stoolie on us, describing bigger stars's shortcomings. Why not? What do they have to lose–an upcoming CSI: Cleveland guest spot? Today's tidbit comes courtesy of the underrated and charming Samaire Armstrong, describing her experience at Elton John's wedding to David Furnish:
"It was an amazing party. I sat beside Prince [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Not Anorexic
ï K-Fed is all, "Yo, remember when I did PopoZao? Yo, I was just funnin' y'all. No, surriously. When my REAL shit drops, y'all are gonna go nuts. No, really. PopoZao: just a big ha-ha. I meant to do that. Yo. Yo."
ï BREAKING: Hugh Hefner has had sexual intercourse with ladies!!!
ï "Elizabeth [...]
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Elizabeth Hurley Hocks Her Hooters Beachside
Elizabeth Hurley pulls the oldest career-reviving trick in the book–the nip slip. Should that fail to trick a major studio into greenlighting Serving Sara 2, she's left with only one recourse: vehicular blow-jobs. And those just bring back too many painful memories, so we hope Liz is spared.