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Elisha Cuthbert Picks Stunt Snoobs
Never-nude Elisha Cuthbert really doesn't like showing her cuthbutt or cuthboobs, and she's not afraid who knows about it. Lish talked about using a stunt rack with Complex magazine:
You donít do nudity but instead employ body doubles. Whatís the process in selecting someone?
Elisha Cuthbert: Iíve only had to do it twice. To be honest, it [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Dunst You Wanna Stalk Me?
ï Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (The Superficial)
ï Elisha Cuthbert's hockey dude ex calls her "sloppy seconds". Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Alba's boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (F-listed)
ï Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It's your [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Ashley Greene, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Eva Longoria, Helen Mirren, Jessica Alba, Joan Jett, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, movies, stalkers
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CNW Junk Drawer: Megan Fox Gets Plump
ï Megan Fox takes "next Angelina Jolie" title literally, gets lipplants. (ONTD)
ï Elisha Cuthbert stalks the sandy landscape in a bikini; cuddles muscular male; gets handsy with own buttocks. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding photos will be in People. And they talk about being "soul mates". Even though they've [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Oh, Behave
ï Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in Mighty Ducks V? (Daily Stab)
ï Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (Female Foist)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Bret Michaels, Britney Spears, David Beckham, Eva Longoria, Evan Rachel Wood, Gisele Bundchen, jail, John Mayer, magazines, movies, Pete Doherty, tattoos, Victoria Beckham
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Elisha Cuthbert Takes a Trip to Gay Paree
Note the picture at left of the lovely Elisha Cuthbert, star of the hit series 24 and general Crabby Patty-about-town. Now imagine Paris Hilton hiking her ruched knit skirt up to her ears, squatting with a smile, her buttflaps fluttering in the breeze, and planting her wart-scarred cooter right on that finger and whirling around [...]
Half a Cuthbertkini
Hey there, Elisha Cuthbert of the hit television program 24. You sure are pretty, what with your shimmery blonde hair and your cleft chin and your shiny lady teeth. But why are you wearing pants over your bikini bottoms, Elisha Cuthbert of 24? Why you gotta go and be like that? What are you hiding [...]
Paris Hilton Corners Her Next Victim
Elisha: What am I doing here in a car with Paris Hilton? The last thing I remember I was on the set of 24, I think I was with some kid and running from a crazy wife-beating maniac. It was 2002. And then today I wake up and the Hello Kitty calendar above my vanity [...]
Elisha Cuthbert–Nope, Still Not Naked
We're happy that Elisha Cuthbert is riding high from . . . what? Starring opposite Paris Hilton in House of Wax? Managing to not get killed on another season of 24? We really don't know what she has to be so proud of. Other than her breasts. Because they're pretty damn awesome. But girl's keeping [...]
Holiday Boob Round-up
It's the week between Christmas and New Year's, when it seems that only about 10% of Americans are working (and if our British gossip site oracles are any indication, all of England is asleep in their figgy puddings right now) and we can't see past our bulging gut thanks to that leftover batch of Santa-shaped [...]
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Also tagged celebrity gay rumors, celebrity nudity, Ling Bai, Nicky Hilton, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Ricky Martin, Sean Young, Toni Collette
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