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Paris Hilton is apparently feeling fairly peevish towards Elijah Blue Allman, the offspring of Gregg Allmann and Cher. Last week he went on Howard Stern and admitted that, years ago, he porked our favorite cockeyed trollop and, as the sex was of the unprotected variety, he scrubbed his penis with Tilex afterwards. Sadly, the household [...]