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Brad Pitt Gets Peed onóDrip Drip Drip
We know you like to think of movie stars as glamorous people who bathe in Evian and wipe their asses with rose petals, but the truth is they're just like us. Sometimes they get wedgies. And maybe they look around for paparazzi first, but they pick 'em out, just like you. Also, sometimes they get [...]
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Lindsay Lohan: No Cunty For Old Men
Lindsay Lohan's recent 24-hour, 3-sausage, all-you-can-eat Italian feast of lust led us all to believe that when it comes to choosing bedmates, it's quantity over quality. But our Linds showed remarkable restraint when she turned up her nose at Hostel director Eli Roth, who writes in his MySpace blog:
I was having drinks with a friend [...]