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CNW Junk Drawer: Powderpants
ï Kate Bosworth takes off her bikini just long enough to slip a bit of nip. (Egotastic!)
ï John Voight finds his daughter "fascinating" and "attractive". And "stunning". If Papa Joe Simpson ever gets out of the daughter managing/ogling game, he might have a worthy replacement. (GlossLip)
ï Sienna Miller slips both nip and [...]
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Mel B Gives Birth to Spice Girl
Mazel tov! Scary Spice has given birth! Her spokesperson says:
"The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair. Mother and baby are now resting. No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown."
No word yet from the babe's alleged father, Eddie Murphy, who has denied paternity [...]
Eddie Murphy Needs to Go to Daddy Day Care
According to many, many eyewitnesses, Eddie Murphy took his Oscar loss (to Alan Arkin) particularly hard, storming out of the ceremony never to return, missing his Dreamgirls castmates' performances/Oscar wins. Eddie later told US Weekly:
"It's fine. It happens. It's OK."
Allegedly, after a change of Huggies and a sippy cup of apple juice in front of [...]
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Scary Spice Impregnated, Then Scorned
The craziest fiery-tempered cuckoo with whom one could choose to have a baby is Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes–she of the obsessed tattoo-getting and mansion-torching. Since she has departed this mortal coil, God rest her tiny soul, Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown makes for a fine runner-up. And Eddie Murphy is most likely about to learn that [...]
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"You Shouldn't Jump To Conclusions, Sir."
What's a girl to do when the presumed father of the bump in her belly is traipsing around town with another woman and decrying the genius of DNA testing? Slather her face in rocky road ice cream, pop The Way We Were into the DVD player, and cry until it's time to give birth? Not [...]
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Spice up Your Womb
Scary Spice is pregnant with Eddie Murphy's (eighth!) child. We think we've figured out The Spice Girls' evil plan: to take the pop world by storm in fifteen to twenty years with Spice Kids. It'll be just like The Osmond Boys, only with five scary stage moms instead of just Marie. Look for offspring from [...]
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