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Eddie Murphy Learns that a Box of Trojans Is a Damn Good Investment
The thought that Chris Brown, who seemed like such a nice boy, might actually be a lady-beating asshole has put us in a sour mood today. So instead of telling you about the shenanigans of possibly likable celebrities, we'll stick with the ones who probably deserve it. Eddie Murphy has been ordered to pay $51,000 [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Christ, Superstar
ï Reality show star/monster Heidi Montag promises to make a Christian album, compares herself to Jesus. "Because we both have really shiny hair and heal leopards," Heidi says. "That's what the poor people with zits are called, right?" (Yeeeah!)
ï Katherine Heigl downblouse cleavage shot. By the by, why is the term downblouse? What [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?
ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]
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Eddie Murphy Moves Fast
Impregnator of Spice Girls/alleged carpooler of transsexual hookers/Norbit Eddie Murphy has reportedly moved on from wife of a few weeks Tracey Edmonds. He has a new love in his life, and a source tells In Touch:
"Eddie is really happy. He is already telling his friends that he is in love. He's been sending Lara huge [...]
Mel B Tricked Eddie Murphy into Proving He's a Total Jagbag
You know those people in restaurants who accidentally get sent an appetizer they didn't order and then berate the server with "You can't make me pay for that. I didn't ask for it. I didn't want it. I'm not paying for it"? That's Eddie Murphy, only he's not rejecting a crispy beef satay but a [...]
Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds To Fake Divorce
After two long, emotional, meaningful weeks, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have ended their fake marriage. People reports:
Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have called it quits just two weeks after their intimate wedding, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.
"After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it [...]
Mel B Gets Even Scarier and Spicier with Eddie
We are American and used to scorned single mothers calling out deadbeat babydaddies with a tire iron through a windshield or a visit to the set of Montel Williams's eponymous talk show. So the rich British lady way of doing it comes as a bit of a shock to us. Melanie Brown–that's Scary Spice to [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Benatard
ï Hilary Duff knows that love is a battlefield and hell is for children; dons Benatar pants to prove it. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Bridget Moynahan is such a bitch, getting pregnant when she did so the baby's due date coincided with her then-boyfriend's future Brazilian supermodel girlfriend's birthday. How dare she? How dare she? (The [...]
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Norbit's a Dad
Mazel tov, Eddie Murphy, you're a Spice Dad! Dude is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the father of Scary Spice's 2-month-old baby girl. People.com reports:
The results of the DNA test, which Murphy took on June 11, were received by [Melanie] Brown on Thursday afternoon, says rep Liza Anderson.
"He's the baby's father, it's official," says [...]
Eddie Murphy's Golden Child Court Date
We haven't had any Maury-style "who's the daddy" drama since Dannielynn, so today we welcome the much-anticipated court date to determine the paternity of Mel B's little Spice Girl. Our gossip assistant superintendent, Female First, reports:
Eddie Murphy will face ex-lover Melanie Brown for the first time since dumping her on live TV when they both [...]