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Brody Jenner Nabs Second Place to Howard K. Stern in Ultimate Asshole Showdown
We don't usually enjoy giving publicity to lazy rich assholes who have no claim to fame other than where they've stuck their dicks. Yet we do it anyway. Just look at how many times we've mentioned Howard K. Stern. If a scary sci-fi future where everyone is dying of starvation is ever realized, he's the [...]
'Tis the Blonde That Makes Her Skinny
All those Cosmo articles advising you to eat nothing but river rocks and carrot juice or to quit your job so you can spend eight hours a day at Bally's? They're totally missing the point. Mary-Kate Olsen knows that all you have to do to look skinner than a dying Ethiopian orphan is to dye [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "I Am In the Process of Putting on Weight, and That Should Be Enough"
ï Oprah was not invited to Tom and K-Hole's wedding, but she is trying to figure out what to send them as a gift. Duh! A couch.
ï Bigger news than Santa arriving at the lighting of the Macy's Christmas tree: Victoria's Secret supermodels getting on their boob-shaped spacecraft and arriving on Earth after [...]
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Victoria Beckham's Stepford Wife Diet Revealed
Tom Cruise's dastardly plan to make Katie Holmes crack so he can hide her away in a state-run mental facility has finally been uncovered: Confuse her on the subject of caloric intake! One day she'll be with Tom, watching him pack in about 4000 calories with bag after bag of jalepeno Krunchers; the next she'll [...]
Rhymes with "Mipole Blichie"
The New York Post's blind items are so cryptic. For the better part of the morning, we've been perched in our seats staring at this one, back and neck stiffened with deep concentration, brow furrowed, teeth digging into lower lip:
Which young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: A Feast Fit for a Bosworth
ï Suri No Middle Name Cruise pictures might finally appear soon . . . in Vanity Fair! Hopefully on the cover, wrapped in swaddling clothes, using Scarlett Johansson's ass crack as a manger.
ï Bryce Dallas Howard is baking up a big batch of baby.
ï Kate Bosworth ate! Ate cigarettes, water, and lettuce. [...]
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Warning: Excessive Heat May Cause Fainting, Hair Loss, Aversion To Anything Containing More than Fifteen Calories
Nicole Richie is the runt of the spindly-legged, razor-sharp collar-boned Hollywood kitten litter. Try as they might, Mischa Barton, Keira Knightley, even Kate Bosworth can't push the scale numbers low enough to compete with Richie. But being the tiniest little kitten has it's disadvantages. Nicole is banished to the corners of the towel-lined cardboard box [...]