Tag Archives: eating disorder rumors
Lean Girls
Take Jack Skellington, splatter him with mud, and strap two rubbers filled with Jello to his chest and whaddaya got? Topless Lindsay Lohan. That's a little harsh, and we are not the type to pooh-pooh a famous lady who takes naked pictures even while having nothing to promote–we don't look a gift yabbo in the [...]
Lindsay Lohan: A Skeleton with Giant Jugs
We've been wondering if Lindsay Lohan would ever return to work. Aside from that short stint on Ugly Betty, girl's been pretty dry since the cinematic masterpiece I Know Who Killed Me. But finally, finally it looks like Lindsay is getting back on that horse. Problem is, we're not sure if we're talking about the [...]
Hide Your Toothbrush if Wino's in Town
Crack in the mornin', crack in the evenin', crack at suppertime. When crack is on a bagel, you can eat crack any time. This is the philosophy to which hive-headed songbird Amy Winehouse subscribes, according to her former personal assistant/pet weiner Alex Haines, who spilled the beans about his life with Amy in the respected [...]
Michael Jackson's Super Delicious Gravy Diet
If there's one thing we've always said about Michael Jackson, it's that he knows how to celebrate. Around Halloween time there were always stories about Neverland getting all decked out, complete with an over-the-top haunted house where neighborhood boys would enter a super spooky darkened room and get the pants literally scared off of them [...]
Angelina Jolie Is Fat and Sad
Stars are just like us. They go to the grocery store! They cut their toenails! They wear socks! They suffer from delusions and post partum depression after having a C-section to take out the twins that were cooked in a laboratory with Brad Pitt's semen and implanted into our guts to accompany the rainbow spectrum [...]
Nicole Richie Wears Shoes, Puts Food on Tongue, Is Problem-Free
Nicole Richie sure can spin things. She missed her calling as a publicist, or perhaps a pinwheel. In the new issue of Nylon, she is Cleopatra, Queen of Denial, and explains to us why, when she was addicted to heroin, she was not a junkie, and also why she's not the poster girl for eating [...]
Nicole Richie: In and Out of Rehab? Eh. Whatever.
We're having a devil of a time trying to muster up enough enthusiasm to write about Nicole Richie possibly being in rehab but probably not but maybe even though her people say no yet other people say yes but if she WAS in she's back out, so please, if you are filled with a burning [...]
When the Pot Makes Nicole Sleepy, She Pops an Adderall
And in other Hollywood addiction news, Nicole Richie can't stop popping pills that make you not want to eat. Also, Anna Nicole Smith might be dead. And Paris Hilton might have a neverending prescription to Valtrex. According to In Touch Weekly:
Insiders say Nicole has been using Adderall – a prescription drug normally used to treat [...]