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Finally! Dustin Diamond To Reveal Secrets of Saved by the Bell!
You saw his huge (possibly stunt doubled) dong in Saved by the Smell. (We can't remember if that was the real title or a joke, but we're going with it.) You saw him getting dirty (and literally poo-covered) with two ladies and wondered how much they got paid for the privilege. Now you can hear, [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Bustin' Makes Her Feel Good
ï Fergie goes jogging while wearing her Ghostbusters costume.
ï Mike Tyson joins the Lohan at Wonderland rehab facility. Now we just need Charles Nelson Reilly to check in and we've got ourselves The Surreal Life 7!
ï Sienna, Factory Girl shooting is over. You're not Edie Sedgwick anymore. Take off the leotard and [...]
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Also tagged Brandy, celebrity offspring, celebs in rehab, Fergie, Gwen Stefani, Hayden Christensen, Mike Tyson, movies, music, Paris Hilton, Sienna Miller, television
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CNW Junk Drawer: "I Know How to Learn Anything I Want to Learn."
ï Kirsten Dunst's teatlets meet a lace-paneled dress, peekaboo nippage ensues. The pictures are old, but so are you, geezer.
ï John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are together again, naturally. Even though they say they weren't together in the first place. But they are now. Probably. Eh.
ï Well, we had the dubious honor [...]
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Get Saved by the Smell All Over Again for the Very First Time
Christmas is coming (haw) and if you're in a quandry in regards to what to stuff in the stockings of various family members, might we suggest a new, shrinkwrapped copy of Saved by the Smell, the soon-to-be-released sex tape featuring Dustin "Screech" Diamond, his rumored long dong, a couple of dames, and a schmear of [...]
Screech Sex Tape: The Leaking Begins
Yesterday we brought you the tale of Screech and the Dirty Sanchez. Today TMZ has tape. Of course the clip they have is so tame even the word "poop" is censored. But there is a shot of Dustin Diamond in a candle-lit bubble bath to get your panties creaming. Or your bile bubbling. Whichever.
Oh, Screech, Oh, Oh, Ohhhhhh!
As the celebrity-sex-tape market gets glutted, our sensitivities become numb. Scott Stapp and Kid Rock getting blown by groupies while bro-ing down backstage? Eh, kind of gross. O.J. Simpson getting nasty on tape and letting his conquest get away alive? Mildly shocking. But not since we were subjected to Chyna's engorged clitoris/teeny teeny weenis have [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "All Nose and Hose"
Vida Guerra displays her ripe rump for mateworthy males in Playboy.
Daryl Hannah “arrested for farm protest“? What the . . . ? What kind of sick person protests farming?
Ashlee Simpson’s in the new issue of Marie Claire talking about how women should embrace themselves no matter what size or shape and love [...]
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