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Getting McSteamy with Gayheart and Some Broad

This story hit yesterday, but we were waiting for Fleshbot to post the whole thing. It’s up (link sooo NSFW), so here goes. A sex tape leaked to the internet featuring Noxema girl/Antonia Marchette/kid-killer Rebecca Gayheart, former Miss USA/Celebrity Rehab contestant Kari Ann Peniche, and Rebecca’s husband McSteamy, aka Eric Dane. Oh, wait. Sorry. Not [...]

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Brad Pitt Gives up the Weeeeeeeeed

You’re totally jealous of Brad Pitt, right? He’s rich and famous and powerful and has lots of motorcycles and gets to stick his thingy inside of Angelina Jolie. Sounds pretty great. But don’t be jealous, man. You’ve got one thing on him. At least you can smoke the weed if you want to. Except when [...]

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Mischa Barton Is Still in the Bin

Last Wednesday, shiny-haired, sloe-eyed Mischa Barton was taken away on a 5150 hold after taking too many goofballs at her Los Angeles home. The law states that she could be held against her will for up to 72 hours, but here we are, Monday, and she's not going anywhere. A "friend" sang like a stoolie [...]

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Mischa Barton, WTF?

We’re not saying Mischa Barton has a problem with illicit substances. We’re sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for this odd, uncomfortable interview featuring the O.C. star seemingly blitzed out of her gourd. For example, the twitching might be from a bad case of chiggers. The sleepy, unfocused eyes might be due to early-onset glaucoma. [...]

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Michael Jackson Really Liked Drugs. And Banging Lisa Marie.

Good morning. It's Thursday, July 2, and Michael Jackson is still dead. Here is the MJ poop scoop for today.
ï TMZ is saying that MJ often used the aliases "Jack London" and "Omar Arnold" to get prescriptions. Futhermore:
The DEA, which is joining to assist the LAPD in its investigation of several doctors who prescribed [...]

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Mischa Barton Bathroom Buddy Blow Blast Barred

Aw, poor Mischa Barton. We're not generally in the business of feeling sorry for celebrities, but she's just so sad. There she was, the star of a huge hit television show, banger of Stretch Armstrong balls, on top of the world, getting naked in a freaking Richard Attenborough movie. And now here she is, looking [...]

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Well, This Is a Mess

Hey, everybody, it's Wednesday, July 1 and Michael Jackson is still dead. Here's the crap for today.
ï TMZ is saying that the piglets seized a crazy dangerous and hard-to-get drug from MJ's home that will most likely turn out to be the cause of his death.
We're told the drug Propofol was discovered at [...]

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I, Michael Jackson, Being of Sound Mind and Reconstructed Polymer Body

One thing has been really bothering us about Michael Jackson's death. And that's the thought of how Dove Lady from his kid-diddling trial is holding up. Is she self-flagellating? Is she on a hunger strike? Has she crawled inside a cage to weep and coo sadly? While we ponder her fate, here's the latest on [...]

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MJ OD? RIP.

He fought to stay alive, but his body started to shiver. No mere mortal can resist the evil of the . . . Demerol?
A lot of the shock of the sudden death of Michael Jackson has faded a little, and we've started to let the light in. At any rate, we've started to chuckle a [...]

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Megan Fox Would Bang a Girl, But First, a Few Gigantic Bong Rips

Maxim's Hot 100 was released the other day and we didn't report it because we don't read Maxim. Mainly because we don't use tooth whitening strips or terms like "work hard, play hard". But Olivia Wilde took the #1 position, and Megan Fox took #2, which is apropos since Megan once said she found Wilde [...]

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