Tag Archives: Drew Barrymore
Drew and Mac Guy CtrlAltDel Their Romance
In the IT department of love, Drew Barrymore is a busted-ass copy of Vista today, for her beau of eight months, Justin "I'm a Mac" Long, has ceased plugging his USB into her port. Star Magazine reports:
Drew Barrymore has called it quits with her boyfriend Justin Long, Star has exclusively confirmed. A rep for the [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Floatation Devices
ï Pam Anderson as you've never seen her before: half naked and covered in frothy white liquid. No, wait, you've seen her like that plenty of times. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Gwen Stefani is all "I call a foul! Hand-checking!" and then blows her whistle. (Yeeeah!)
ï Maggie Gyllenhaal is part Stevie Nicks, part Vampira, [...]
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Zach Braff Disguises Douchiness, Snags Barrymore
Apparently Zach Braff is on a mission to despoil lovely young actresses whom we like with his truly unique brand of scuzzy dickwaddiness. Over the weekend he was seen contaminating the otherwise pure visage of Drew Barrymore. Page Six reports:
WHEN Page Six first reported that Zach Braff was flirting with Drew Barrymore at the "SNL" [...]
Jane Pratt and Drew Barrymore Totally Did It! With Each Other!
Since Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox took your elevated Friends lesbian-fan-fic dreams and crushed them like a comically oversized mallet, we'll bring a little Sapphic joy to your lives. The only catch is that you'll have to use that rusty old imagination to conjure up sweet '90s-revival images of former Jane and Sassy editor Jane [...]
Drew Barrymore Jonzing for Spike
When Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy started dating, a friend of ours said, "When I heard that, I felt relieved, because it was just meant to be. I was like, 'Ahhh. Finally. They've found each other.'" And that's kind of how we're feeling about Drew Barrymore fornicating with director Spike Jonze. The director of quirky [...]
Drew Passes Cam the Dutchie from the Left Hand Side
Never did we think we'd see the day that Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz would be aping the styles of Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton. Mind you, Drew and Cam aren't really known for trendsetting–unless extreme stroke-mouth and getting Timberdumped are considered hot fads with the kids–but the smoking a j in public thing is [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Freakishly Huge Testicles
ï Kylie Minogue's been given the cancer all-clear. And, apparently, the all-clear to get unceremoniously dumped by that one guy who was in S.W.A.T.
ï Whoops, Eminem and Kim are NOT engaged again after all. They're married! Just funnin'.
ï Anna Paquin gets see through. But don't touch her! Or she'll suck out your [...]
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Also tagged Adrianne Curry, Anna Paquin, Anne Hathaway, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Charlize Theron, Christina Aguilera, Cisco Adler, Eminem, frivolous lawsuits, Kylie Minogue, Mischa Barton, models, Olivier Martinez, see-through shots, television, Zach Braff
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And Now They're Porking
Have you been boning the same boring person for eight years because you know that if you dumped said boring person there would just be another boring person–who would probably be less attractive or fatter or more annoying–to take their place? You should totally become a celebrity! Then you could change partners every six months [...]
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Also tagged Adam Brody, Bruce Willis, celebrity hookups, DJ AM, Josh Hartnett, Kirsten Dunst, Mandy Moore, Sienna Miller
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CNW Junk Drawer: The Hottie and the Nottie
ï Billy Crudup dumped his seven-months-preggo girlfriend to throw it into Claire Danes. Now Claire Danes is rebounding from HER Crudup breakup (say that five times fast) with a dude who digs dudes. Yeah, that sounds about right.
ï Paris says she is getting very, very serious about her acting. And to prove her [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, awards shows, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Claire Danes, DJ AM, Fabrizio Moretti, Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, movies, Paris Hilton, Suzanne Somers
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Celebrities Have Better Sex than You (Oh, and More Money)
When you woke up this morning you thought to yourself, "Gee, I really wish I knew what the sexual habits of celebrities were." (And frankly we're proud of you for managing to keep your sick-ass perversions in check this morning. Not like yesterday when your first thought upon waking involved Liza Minnelli getting fucked in [...]
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Also tagged celebrity bathroom habits, Fabrizio Moretti, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe
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