UPDATE: Now with even more derbytacular photos. And the following quote from Drew: “Ellen has such a beautiful body. She was in her frickin’ bra with an open jacket and hot-pink shorts, skating around the rink with red lips!” Get a room.

Drew Barrymore has admitted that she is obsessed with dolphins and thinks she was one in a past life. The Charlie's Angels actress is rumoured to have turned her home into a shrine to the mammals, with 200 dolphin statues carved from crystal and wood.

A friend told the National Enquirer that Barrymore said: "They are just really special creatures and highly evolved. To tell you the truth, I'm convinced I was a dolphin in another life and that's why I'm so attracted to them."

First Drew gets her tongue pierced, now she surrounds herself with wooden and crystal dolphins. She's just about one dream catcher away from doing Coors keg stands at Sturgis with Debbie Rowe.

“At first three or four squirrels visited Drew when she went outside for a cigarette break – she called them Luke, Fab and Spike after a trio of her ex-boyfriends. But now more than a dozen flock to her each day.”

The 34-year-old star fears she will struggle to get rid of the pests, who are used to her feeding them nuts and tortillas.

Well there’s her problem. She just had to name those squirrels after her ex-boyfriends. Didn’t she realize that she has about eight thousand ex-boyfriends? They’re just going to keep multiplying until every dude she’s ever humped is represented.

And we were going to suggest that Drew call up Josh Duhamel, because we’d heard that he cooks up the little suckers in his restaurant, but apparently that was just a joke. Says IMDb:

Actor Josh Duhamel is stunned people actually believe squirrel is served at his Minot, North Dakota restaurant.

The rodent is on the menu at 10 North Maine, but it’s a joke among locals.

He says, “We joked about what was on the menu and (my partner) was saying, ‘What are you gonna serve, squirrel?’

“We’re a lot more sophisticated that that – it’s like sushi squirrel!”

That is pretty sophisticated. But why stop at sushi? How about squirrel in an aged balsamic reduction with foie gras and a saffron-infused foam? Oh, and then sprinkle it with diamonds. The dental bills will be worth it since it will be so classy.

And because you need more Michael Jackson today, watch squirrels dancing to “Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough.”

Drew Barrymore is loving being single – and available. The ìHeís Just Not That Into Youî star has been linked with several men recently, but had her eye on her ìMusic and Lyricsî co-star, Hugh Grant, Monday night. According to spies, Barrymore got very excited when the Brit walked into the Waverly Inn. ìShe squealed and jumped in his arms,î a spy said. The two then ìmade out,î but Barrymore showed up to the Beatrice Inn by herself later to hang with Clive Owen. Maybe Hughís just not that into her.

Oh, what an absolutely enchanting play on words, Post! We want to play too! How about "if she gets caught with any more men, she'll be Drew BarryWHORE!" Ahahaha! Oh, what enjoyable verbal jousting.

Drew Barrymore lost weight after getting her tongue pierced – because she couldn't eat or drink for two weeks.

The He's Just Not That Into You actress was initially surprised at how pain free it was to have a pin stuck through her tongue – until it started throbbing hours later.

"They do it and you're like, 'Oh my God, why would I ever think twice about not doing this; this didn't hurt at all'," Barrymore said. "And then the guy was like, 'What I didn't tell you is that for, like, two weeks, it's just going to be a little uncomfortable.

"I couldn't eat, couldn't drink for two weeks – great diet in a weird way.

"I got it and then I've been single ever since… I did it for myself. I always wanted to get one."

For herself, huh? She meant "for myself so I can give better head and not end up the next Jennifer Aniston," right?

Drew Barrymore showed off a tasty new gem at the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday – the actress has had her tongue pierced.

The Charlie's Angels star sported a stud in her tongue as she walked the red carpet and later presented with date and Grey Gardens co-star Jessica Lange.

She explained, "I got it done about six months ago."

She continued, "Right after I had my yarn dreads put in and got busted smoking cloves at the Spin Doctors concert."

Hollywood cutie Drew Barrymore fell for ìEntourageî hottie Kevin Connolly on the set of their upcoming film, ìHeís Just Not That Into You.î But while Drew is looking for a serious romance, insiders tell The Enquirer that the happy bachelor just wants to have fun.

Drew, 33, and Kevin, 34, were spotted having drinks together at the Laurel Tavern in Studio City, Calif, on Dec. 21. While Drew poured on the charm with touchy-feeling gestures, Kevin played it cool and barely showed her any affection at all.

ìDrew was practically throwing herself at Kevin,î an eyewitness revealed. ìThey were at the tavern for almost two hours, and Drew was definitely the one initiating all the physical contact.î

It's pretty obnoxious that they're just assuming Drew is running after him because she is romantically into him. Personally we think she's just trying to chase him into a hollow log to capture him and make him take her to his pot of gold. Yar tar tar tar!

New couple alert!

Drew Barrymore and Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick were spotted "in a full-on make-out session" at a NYC concert for alt-rockers Kings of Leon Tuesday night.

Westwick's co-star Chace Crawford was also with them in the V.I.P. area at Webster Hall, but contrary to blog reports, he was not kissing Barrymore.

After the concert, Barrymore, 33, and Westwick, 21, took their PDA to Bowery Electric, according to New York's Daily Intel.

It is the second time in a week that Barrymore and Westwick locked lips, another source tells Us.

They were spotted chatting this past weekend at a Saturday Night Live after-party, which The Kings of Leon also played.

"Chemistry was there!" a witness tells Us of the two.

They then headed to NYC's hip Fat Cat Billiards, where they stayed until 6 a.m., shooting pool with Gossip Girl cast members (including Crawford), actress Ellen Page and Emile Hirsch.

"Drew was hanging all over Ed!" a witness tells Us, denying more reports that she had also smooched Crawford. "They were full-on making out!"

Adds the witness, "They were definitely all over each other. It was on!"

New couple alert! OMG, you guys, I can't believe they're dating! But they're so so perfect for each other. They would have the prettiest babies. I am so totally totally glad that Ed and Chace aren't gay; they are both so dreamy. McDreamy even. Lol. I wonder if Chace would like me? I bet he likes girls who read. He looks smart. Maybe I'll impress him with my knowledge of Twilight. Those books are so deep, he would definitely think I was smart if I talked about them. He would so marry me. And then we'd buy a house next door to Drew and Ed, and Drew would be my best friend and French braid my hair while our husbands were off filming Gossip Girl. That is so going to rock. I can't wait.

UPDATE: There's photographic evidence!


Do you think Ed's seen Drew Barrymore naked? Because you can. At MrSkin.com.

1. Nicole Kidman
2. Jennifer Garner
3. Tom Cruise
4. Cameron Diaz
5. Jennifer Lopez
6. Jim Carrey
7. Nicolas Cage
8. Drew Barrymore
9. Will Ferrell
10. Cate Blanchett

Moist of these we understand; what a bunch of turkeys these hacks have turned out (besides the lovely, talented, irreplaceable, poured-from-porcelain Cate Blanchett, of course). But Cameron Diaz? She is worth every single shiny penny. Did you see What Happens in Vegas? That film was a touching tale of how to find love through humility that spoke to every single human being with a beating heart. And you just can't put a price on meaning like that.