Tag Archives: Drew Barrymore

11 September 2009

When a Hot Girl Comes Along, You Must Whip It

Delightful Canadian Ellen Page can’t seem to escape lesbian rumors. People have been saying for years that Juno likes poon-o. But it looks like Ellen’s finally quashed this once and for all now that she’s starring in a movie called Whip It! about rollerderby and promoting it by posing for a picture (in Marie Claire) [...]

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03 August 2009

Drew Digs Dolphins

We know that Paris Hilton's house features a stripper pole and countless glamor shots of herself hung on the walls. We know that Mariah Carey's home has an entire room dedicated to her lingerie collection. But what of Drew Barrymore's home decorating skills? Digital Spy reports:
Drew Barrymore has admitted that she is obsessed with dolphins [...]

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26 June 2009

Celebs Get Squirrely

Some days the gossip world gives you a theme. Yesterday’s theme was death, today’s is squirrels. Yep. Squirrels. Drew Barrymore just can’t shake em. Everywhere she goes, them squirrels be hounding her. Girl just can’t escape. Our own animal control specialist, FemaleFirst, reports:
“At first three or four squirrels visited Drew when she went outside for [...]

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13 February 2009

Drugh Grantymore

It's impossible for the men of Hollywood to keep themselves from falling prey to Drew Barrymore's lispy charms. She lines them up like chiseled, chicklet-toothed dominoes and knocks 'em down and then, like Pat Benatar before her, she puts another notch on her lipstick case. The latest victim of Drew's affections? That delightful cad Hugh [...]

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09 February 2009

Drew Barrymore: Tragically Out-of-Date or Dieting Genius?

If you saw Drew Barrymore's new tongue piercing, you probably assumed that Jessica Lange hit the girl over the head with a Pepperidge Farms gift salami and Drew woke up thinking it was 1994. Nope. She did it to lose weight. Why else does anyone in Hollywood do anything? Says Showbiz Spy:
Drew Barrymore lost weight [...]

She Should Have Borrowed a Fred Leighton Diamond for It

When a person gets a piercing in or around their mouth, they will often speak funny. So if a person who already speaks funny gets pierced, does that make them talk normally? Let's ask lispy ingenue Drew Barrymore. She has a new spike through her tongue. IMDb reports:
Drew Barrymore showed off a tasty new gem [...]

Hendrix = Purple Haze. Hendricks = Blue Balls.

Well, the Golden Globes were last night (we half-heartedly and whole-drunkenly livetwittered throughout) and the big news is that astoundingly busty Christina Hendricks not only did not show even a millimeter of cleavage, she made sure that those all-natural, gravity defying zeppelins were harnessed in with superfulous extra folds of fabric. Diabolical. Oh, and also [...]

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07 January 2009

She's After Me Lucky Charms!

With the singlemindedness of a nymphomaniac possessed, lispy blonde Drew Barrymore has been dozing a swath of ex-hookups through Hollywood. Fabrizio Moretti, Spike Jonze, Ed Westwick, and the Mac Guy lie crumbled and broken in her wake, and now wee man Kevin Connolly may be joining their ranks. The National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) lets us [...]

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24 September 2008

Drew Barrymore Gets a Piece of Chuck Bass Ass

We'd been hearing that Drew Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst were in some sort of fantasy catfight that went something like this: "I'm a Mac!" "No, I'm a Mac!" And then devolved into lots of face scratching. But apparently that is so yesterday to Drew, as she's now scored herself some young (Totally not gay! Chace [...]

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10 September 2008

A Bunch of People Who Have Too Much Damn Money

Most people go to the office, work super hard while their bosses are out playing golf, and instead of heaps of credit and a corner office and huge pay raises they get an FTD teddy bear bouquet as a Christmas bonus. But movie stars aren't like most people. They make a decent flick or two [...]