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CNW Junk Drawer: Tumbleweaves
That’s Britney’s weave, not the back of Dog the Bounty Hunter’s head, FYI.
John Edwards, you are the father. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhart are back together. Their hearts are held together by love. And their groins are forever linked by the human papilloma virus. (Fatback)
Channing Tatum was a stripper. A stripper who grinded (ground?) to [...]
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Paris Hilton: Produce Pelter
We do not pretend to have an insight into the vast empty spaces of Paris Hilton's mind. That's not particularly a place we want to spend our time. It would maybe beat the jungle where I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is filming as a vacation destination, but that's about it. So why [...]
Paris Hilton Dumps BF Through Publicist. Classier Than Text Ditch?
Remember when Matt Damon went on Oprah and was all like, "I'm totally single, not attached to anyone at all, so all you pretty ladies out there, hit me up," and Minnie Driver, watching at home, was all like, "Uh, WTF? I'm your girlfriend, you assbag. Did you seriously forget to break up with me [...]
Paris Hilton Has Audacity to Call Something "Lame and Fake"
We have tried really, really hard to pay absolutely no attention to the man currently servicing Paris Hilton's poon. We do not at all care who he is, if he is famous for something other than his nonchalance in the faces of herpes sores, or if he is worth even half a second of thought. [...]
Slurp
We always suspected that kissing Paris Hilton would feel kind of like kissing Cthulu. Now we have photographic proof. She's either trying to smell Doug Reinhart's face with her tongue, like a cobra, or she's actually singing some high notes a la Adam Lambert.