Tag Archives: Doug Reinhardt
Shove It!
It’s been kind of nice having Paris Hilton out of the gossip papers lately. Quiet. Calm. Less itchy and weepy around the gentials. But we’ve sort of missed her and her particular brand of dipshittiness, so we’re opening up our arms and thighs and happily accepting her back into our lives. TMZ reports:
Paris Hilton and [...]
Paris Plasters Pics in a Deranged Act of Love
Sometimes cutesy couples will leave a little reminder of their love when a significant other goes away. A sweet little note tucked inside a lunch bag. A whiff of perfume on a shirt collar. A pair of soiled undies in a briefcase. Whatever. But Paris Hilton has never been one to do things the traditional [...]