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It Lives

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published October 20, 2009

All the Hollywood stylists and all the gay men couldn’t put Lindsay Lohan back together again. OK, so on the one hand, we don’t want to be the soulless curs relentlessly mocking the looks of a person who obviously has some serious problems. On the other hand, SWEET CRIPPLED CHRIST ON A COOKIE WOULD YOU [...]

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CelebNewsWire’s Top 10 Fakest Celebrity Lips!

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published August 25, 2009

Last week, Lindsay Lohan celebrated getting a job by getting a lipful of glop that made her look like she had a couple of Oscar Meyer wieners stapled to her face. We’re not quite sure why Hollywood types think that a droopy, gloopy mouth is alluring, but by God, we’re going to point and laugh [...]

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A Little Something for Under Your Tree

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published December 29, 2008

Welcome back to CelebNewsWire land! Oh, what a whirlwind week it's been. First the paparazzi busts us sunbathing tits out. Then we got engaged to Tom Brady. And then to celebrate, we drank eleven glasses of eggnog chased with two bottles of rubbing alcohol and a sixer of Michelob Ultra and ended up in the [...]

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