Tag Archives: Donald Trump
CNW Junk Drawer: Federlohan
ï Halle Berry might be preggo. For no other reason than to stick it to Julia Roberts.
ï Justin Timberlake is just not that into Cameron Diaz. Sound the death gong.
ï Adrianne Curry dons her new plastic breasts on the red carpet.
ï Owen Wilson will break up a lady's marriage, then refuse [...]
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Also tagged Adrianne Curry, Cameron Diaz, celebrity breakups, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, celebs posing for Playboy, Halle Berry, Justin Timberlake, Kate Hudson, Kevin Federline, Kid Rock, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, Melania Trump, Owen Wilson, Pamela Anderson, plastic surgery rumors, Tara Connor
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Rosie and Trump Not Feeling Holiday Love
There’s a bitter battle brewing between Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump. She says he’s a bankrupt snake-oil peddler. He says she’s a big fat lez. Ladies, ladies. You’re both right.
CNW Junk Drawer: Nearly "Stripped" of Her Crown
ï Heather Graham's swan song of succulent sexiness. Take a look, then tip out your King Cobra on the curb.
ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!
ï [...]
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Also tagged Adam Brody, booze, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Christian Slater, Harry Morton, Heather Graham, Katie Holmes, Kimberly Stewart, Lara Flynn Boyle, Lindsay Lohan, Martha Stewart, Nicollette Sheridan, Pauly Shore, Sharon Stone, Sienna Miller, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Tara Connor, Victoria Silvstedt
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CNW Junk Drawer: Bootylicious. Adj. Sexually attractive, esp. in the buttocks.
ï Teri Hatcher reveals that she was brutally molested as a child by an uncle, and she testified against him recently and helped put him in jail. Go Teri!
ï Mayhaps the Pussycat Dolls should change their name to the Pussyandtittycat Dolls.
ï When your toddler asks you, "Daddy, what does 'bootylicious' mean?" you [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, David Hasselhoff, drugs, Kate Moss, Mariah Carey, music, Teri Hatcher, Yanni
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Malibu Trump: Unpopular, Unloved
The suits at Macy's are inexplicably shocked that the new Donald Trump doll isn't selling. Well, doy, who wants an action figure without kung fu grip or real growing hair that you can brush n' braid? Next time, Trump, perhaps you should take a hint from Sport & Shave Ken. He is, after all, "all [...]
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Trump Derives Power from Dark Crystal!
Oh, hey, look. Donald Trump married a Gelfling.