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		<title>RIPDJAM</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Professional player of records DJ AM (real name Adam Goldstein) died this weekend of an apparent drug overdose. The news was released Friday night, but we didn&#8217;t report on it till now because writing words is work! And work is hard! But like your estranged father two weeks after your tenth birthday, we&#8217;re here now, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dj-am.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-20177" title="DJ AM dies in New York" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dj-am-155x200.jpg" alt="DJ AM dies in New York" width="155" height="200" /></a>Professional player of records <strong>DJ AM</strong> (real name Adam Goldstein) died this weekend of an apparent drug overdose. The news was released Friday night, but we didn&#8217;t report on it till now because writing words is work! And work is hard! But like your estranged father two weeks after your tenth birthday, we&#8217;re here <em>now</em>, OK? <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/31/dj-am-dead-suicide/" target="_self">TMZ</a> reports that AM&#8217;s body was found late Friday afternoon in New York, and bottles of prescription drugs and a baggie of crack were found near.</p>
<blockquote><p>Our sources say DJ AM, a recovering addict, developed a dependency to Xanax and other <strong>benzodiazepines</strong> as a direct result of the plane crash a year ago. We&#8217;re told AM developed a tremendous anxiety over flying &#8212; something he had to do frequently for his job. We&#8217;re told doctors began prescribing Xanax and other anti-anxiety medications to relieve his fear, but the benzos triggered a relapse into addiction.</p>
<p>Our sources say DJ AM&#8217;s relapse was &#8220;recent&#8221; &#8212; he was not abusing for a prolonged period of time before his death. We&#8217;re also told the OD had &#8220;absolutely nothing to do with his recent breakup.&#8221;</p>
<p>Our sources say the evidence strongly indicates cause of death will be a combination of crack cocaine and benzos.</p></blockquote>
<p>This is a tragedy! Now rich celebrities won&#8217;t be about to hear kicking mashups of Kanye West and &#8220;Barbie Girl&#8221; at parties anymore. Aw, that was mean. RIP AM. You seemed like a good person and you banged Mandy Moore.</p>
<p><em>Still feel sad? Friend us on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/CelebNewsWire/94950762313?ref=ts" target="_self">Facebook</a>. A friendly place for friendly folks.</em></p>
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		<title>Mandy Moore Reunites with Her Least Offensive Ex</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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We miss Mandy Moore. We will see every one of her movies, no matter what. Even if we have to sit through Diane Keaton being turned into an insufferable harridan or Robin Williams laboring under the false pretense that he is funny, it will be worth it. She is a ray of light wrapped in [...]]]></description>
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We miss Mandy Moore. We will see every one of her movies, no matter what. Even if we have to sit through Diane Keaton being turned into an insufferable harridan or Robin Williams laboring under the false pretense that he is funny, it will be worth it. She is a ray of light wrapped in rainbows riding a pegacorn followed by a pumpkin coach full of fluffy kittens and melodious songbirds. And even if&oacute;and we&#x27;re serious about this&oacute;she were to do the unthinkable and star in a movie opposite Dane Cook, we would see it. That&#x27;s just how much we love Mandy Moore. So even though we&#x27;re undecided on <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/dj_am/" target=" blank">DJ AM</a> (he dated Nicole Richie when she was friends with Paris Hilton, so he has a bit too much skank-by-association for our taste), we&#x27;re happy to hear they&#x27;re back together. Reports <a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/?p=16717" target=" blank">Celeb Warship</a>:<br />
<blockquote>Although they ended their two month relationship in 2007, Mandy Moore and DJ AM are reportedly dating again. A source told Us Weekly the pair reunited shortly after DJ AM&iacute;s September Learjet crash.</p>
<p>&igrave;It&iacute;s back on,&icirc; a DJ AM source says in the newest issue of Us Weekly.</p>
<p>&igrave;Since the accident, it&iacute;s blossomed into something again.&icirc;</p>
<p>Moore, 24, rushed to DJ AM&iacute;s side after the September 19 plane crash that left him with burns on his arm and scalp, injured Travis Barker, 32, and killed four others.</p>
<p>Continues the insider, &igrave;Mandy said, &euml;I like this guy a lot and I want to see where it can go again. Life is too short to not be with someone you really care about.&iacute;&icirc;</p>
<p>Says a second DJ AM source, &igrave;When you go through what Adam went through, you need people you love and people who love you. He will never stop loving her.&icirc;</p>
<p>Mandy and DJ AM made their first public appearance together at the October 18 Friendly House event in Beverly Hills. A witness said, &igrave;He was holding her hand, and they were rubbing each other&iacute;s backs.&icirc; </p></blockquote>
<p> This is the part where we&#x27;re supposed to say something snarky, right? Well, screw your celebrity-gossip-blog expectations! We could never say a harsh word about Mandy, and now that DJ AM once again sees that she&#x27;s the pinnacle of joy and love, he becomes immune from our celeb deriding wrath as well. So mazel tov to you, Mandy and AM. Plus, now that we&#x27;ve seen how truly low Mandy&#x27;s taste in men can go (we&#x27;re looking at you, Ryan Adams), DJ AM seems like a right good chap.<br />
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<br />Believe it or not, you can see Mandy Moore nude at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>The Tattoo Guy from Blink-182 and the DJ Will Be OK</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We hate it when celebrities get hurt or sick or killed. We&#x27;re not compassionate; we just feel uncomfortable leaving our cozy cocoon of sarcasm and hate. So it is with great squirminess and unease that we have to update you on Saturday&#x27;s plane crash that killed four people and severely injured DJ AM and Travis [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/barker_dj_am_crash.jpg"><img alt="barker_dj_am_crash.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/barker_dj_am_crash-thumb.jpg" width="322" height="200" /></a>We hate it when celebrities get hurt or sick or killed. We&#x27;re not compassionate; we just feel uncomfortable leaving our cozy cocoon of sarcasm and hate. So it is with great squirminess and unease that we have to update you on Saturday&#x27;s plane crash that killed four people and severely injured <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/dj_am/" target="_blank">DJ AM</a> and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/travis_barker/" target="_blank">Travis Barker</a>. According to <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/doctors-travis-barker-dj-am-have-second-and-third-degree-burns" target="_blank"><em>US Weekly</em></a>, the pair are doing well and expected to recover nicely: </p>
<blockquote><p>Travis Barker and DJ AM suffered second and third degree burns from Friday&iacute;s jet crash that killed four people, Dr. Fred Mullins, Medical Director at Georgia&iacute;s Joseph Still Burn Center, announced at a press conference Sunday morning.</p>
<p>Barker has burns on his torso and lower body and Goldstein has burns on his arm and part of his head, Mullins said. (Mullins would not say the percentage of their bodies that were burned or whether they were conscious. He also did not go into detail about the type of treatment they are currently receiving.)</p>
<p>He said the two did not sustain any other injuries from the crash.</p>
<p>&igrave;I think these patients are going to make a full recovery,&icirc; Mullins said. &igrave;Anybody who can survive a plane crash is very lucky.&icirc;</p>
<p>During the conference, Mullins also read a statement from the families: &igrave;The families wish to thank fans from all over the world for their prayers and concern. Deepest sympathy is expressed to the loved ones of those who perished in the crash. As the two recuperate and mourn this loss, privacy for them, their families and friends is requested at this time.&icirc;</p></blockquote>
<p>Life is truly unfair. Like it wasn&#x27;t bad enough that Barker and AM once had to dip their dongs into Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (respectively)! And now <em>this</em>.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: &quot;A Skanky, Backdoor C*nt&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 17:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  OMG, Jenny Aniston is gonna go on Courteney Cox&#x27;s show and they&#x27;re gonna KISS!!! The girl-girl spit swap is the surefire ratings booster of our generation, finally overtaking the &#34;let&#x27;s introduce a precocious child character&#34; move. Basically, yes, we&#x27;re likening Jennifer Aniston to Cousin Oliver.
&#239;  Naomi Campbell pooh-poohs claims that she&#x27;s involved [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jencox.jpg"><img alt="jencox.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/jencox-thumb.jpg" width="139" height="200" align="left"/></a>&iuml;  OMG, Jenny Aniston is gonna go on Courteney Cox&#x27;s show and they&#x27;re <a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/01/23/courtney-cox-and-jennifer-aniston-lesbian-kiss/" target="_blank">gonna KISS</a>!!! The girl-girl spit swap is the surefire ratings booster of our generation, finally overtaking the &quot;let&#x27;s introduce a precocious child character&quot; move. Basically, yes, we&#x27;re likening Jennifer Aniston to Cousin Oliver.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Naomi Campbell pooh-poohs claims that she&#x27;s <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-01-24/#celeb7" target="_blank">involved with witchcraft</a>. But her involvement with bitchcraft? Guilty as charged.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Paris Hilton exits a courthouse in a chaste polo dress . . . and although she couldn&#x27;t resist giving us a little upskirt action, even the <a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/view_pictures.php?id=34619" target="_blank">panties</a> were innocent white cotton. Way to dress for success.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/ " target=" blank">Tom Cruise</a> continues his <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2007/01/is_katie_holmes_a_stepford_wife.html" target="_blank">sartorial transformation</a> of Katie Holmes from &quot;fresh-faced ingenue&quot; to &quot;72-year-old Nan Kempner at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center Fundraising Gala&quot;. Also, her nose looks suspiciously Nicole-esque, suddenly.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton relieving losers of their <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/paris-and-jenna-might-have-sex-with.html" target="_blank">virginity</a>. Best reality show idea ever? Let&#x27;s call it Skanky and the Geek. </p>
<p>&iuml;  Cameron Diaz gets her post-Timberlakian groove back via a particularly flattering <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/01/23/i-am-cameron-diazs-ass-in-a-bikini-of-the-day/" target="_blank">bikini</a>. Feel the magic.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/ " target=" blank">Johnny Depp</a>&#x27;s babymama Vanessa Paradis: man, that&#x27;s some kinda <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1817" target="_blank">smile</a>.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Rachael Ray, always three steps behind the trends, <a href="http://socialitelife.com/2007/01/24/cooking_show_host_in_host_water.php" target="_blank">attempts</a> to ride <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/mel_gibson/" target="_blank">Mel Gibson</a>&#x27;s/Kramer&#x27;s coattails to racist remark fame and fortune; thinks Angelina Jolie is a &quot;skanky, backdoor cunt&quot;. That&#x27;s evil . . . or is it EVOO?</p>
<p>&iuml;  Screw the haters, we still approve of luminescent Mandy Moore and nice Jewish boy <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/dj_am/" target="_blank">DJ AM</a>, especially when they are <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/mandy_moore_and_dj_am_making_o.html" target="_blank">sucking face</a>.</p>
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		<title>And Now They&#039;re Porking</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Have you been boning the same boring person for eight years because you know that if you dumped said boring person there would just be another boring person&#8211;who would probably be less attractive or fatter or more annoying&#8211;to take their place? You should totally become a celebrity! Then you could change partners every six months [...]]]></description>
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Have you been boning the same boring person for eight years because you know that if you dumped said boring person there would just be another boring person&#8211;who would probably be less attractive or fatter or more annoying&#8211;to take their place? You should totally become a celebrity! Then you could change partners every six months and each one would be prettier and more successful than the last. Now you&#x27;ll just have to work on getting talent and looks and charm. That should be easy.<br />
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First, Seth Cohen is either making a severe downgrade or is mourning the death of <em><b>The O.C.</b></em> in a rather self-destructive manner:<br />
<blockquote>Are Kirsten Dunst and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/adam_brody/" target=" blank">Adam Brody</a> an item? The two were looking awfully cozy at L.A. hotspot Hyde recently, reports US Weekly.</p></blockquote>
<p> Their shared love of thrift-store t-shirts and uncleanliness should take them pretty far.</p>
<p>And <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/bruce_willis/" target=" blank">Bruce Willis</a> is skewing a bit older than normal, as he was reportedly &quot;making out in front of everybody&quot; with Drew Barrymore. While her daddy issues are just as intense as Lindsay Lohan&#x27;s, she&#x27;s decades past the whole rehabbin&#x27; and relapsin&#x27; phase, so we guess that&#x27;s a score for Bruce.</p>
<p>While we were against the union of Mandy Moore and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/dj_am/" target=" blank">DJ AM</a> at first glance, we&#x27;re warming up to it, mostly thanks to <a href="http://flynetonline.com/home/2007/01/dj-and-mandy-its-on.html" target=" blank">these photos</a>. Awwww. And, hey, if Mandy can make even Zach Braff seem less than an over-full colostomy bag, she can make anyone loveable. Perhaps she should embark on a goodwill mission to de-douche America, dating the likes of Dane Cook, Mark McGrath, and Fred Durst.</p>
<p>And now for the most <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20008805,00.html" target=" blank">useless couple</a> of them all, Sienna Miller and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/josh_hartnett/" target=" blank">Josh Hartnett</a>. Sienna has proven her ability to turn <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jude_law/" target=" blank">The Sexiest Man Alive</a> into a dirty hobo clown in the span of a year, so at least Josh was already <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/celebnewswire/327546407/" target=" blank">on his way</a>. She could have practiced her sexy-killing voodoo on George Clooney or Justin Timberlake or the like. </p>
<p>The above ladies are all at MrSkin.com. Start with Drew, as she&#x27;s the nakedest.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: The Hottie and the Nottie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Billy Crudup dumped his seven-months-preggo girlfriend to throw it into Claire Danes. Now Claire Danes is rebounding from HER Crudup breakup (say that five times fast) with a dude who digs dudes. Yeah, that sounds about right.
&#239;  Paris says she is getting very, very serious about her acting. And to prove her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/mysocalled.jpg"><img alt="mysocalled.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/mysocalled-thumb.jpg" width="164" height="200" align="left"/></a>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/ " target=" blank">Billy Crudup</a> dumped his seven-months-preggo girlfriend to throw it into Claire Danes. Now Claire Danes is <a href="http://www.jossip.com/gossip/claire-danes/claire-danes-reportedly-cheated-on-her-cheating-boyfrriend-with-a-gay-guy-20070110.php" target= "blank">rebounding</a> from HER Crudup breakup (say that five times fast) with a dude who digs dudes. Yeah, that sounds about right.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Paris says she is getting <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/paris_hilton_is_a_serious_actr.html" target="_blank">very, very serious</a> about her acting. And to prove her very, very serious commitment to her craft, she is starring in the very, very serious motion picture <em>The Hottie and the Nottie</em>.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Suzanne Somers&#x27;s home burned to the ground. Her reaction? <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-01-10/#celeb4" target="_blank">&quot;YAAAAAY! COOOOOOOOL! HOORAAAAYYY!&quot;</a></p>
<p>&iuml;  Lindsay Lohan went out and partied-as-a-verb a mere <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/lindsay-lohan-will-be-dead-soon.html" target="_blank">two days after</a> her alleged appendix surgery. Yeah, so? What&#x27;s the big deal? You don&#x27;t need an appendix to metabolize tequila and blow, DUHHHH.</p>
<p>&iuml;  The <a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/01/10/33rd-peoples-choice-a-boreds/" target="_blank">People&#x27;s Choice Awards</a> are funny because it seems that no actual People knew that they were happening.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/dj_am/" target="_blank">DJ AM</a> and Mandy Moore are <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2007/01/dj_am_and_mandy_moore_are_another_unlikely_couple.html" target="_blank">hooking it up</a>. After riding Nicole Richie for lo, so many years, the womanly softness of the divine Mandy must be like floating on a cloud of baby chicks wearing angora hats. Ahhhh.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Britney&#x27;s <a href="http://www.mollygood.com/celebrities/britney-spears/britneys-new-man-has-friends-to-help-him-properly-apply-his-temporary-tattoos-20070109.php" target="_blank">new man</a> has a name and a MySpace. Did her vagina tell him &quot;thx 4 the add!!!&quot;?</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://usmagazine.com/drew_fab_its_over" target="_blank">Et tu</a>, Drew and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/fabrizio_moretti/" target="_blank">Fab</a>?</p>
<p>&iuml;  Is it just us, or has Mr. Blackwell just recycled the same old <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/10232746.html#cutid1" target="_blank">&quot;worst dressed&quot; list</a> every year since 2000? He&#x27;s still probably pissed that he can&#x27;t put Cher on it anymore.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: &quot;The Good Loving You Give Me Every Day&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 17:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Angelina and Brad are reportedly adopting an Indian baby as we speak. Because African babies are soooo early-to-mid October 2k6.
&#239;  Please, for the love of all that is good and holy in this mortal world, will someone, anyone, shoot a tranq dart into Naomi Campbell&#x27;s neck?
&#239;  Rush Limbaugh accuses Parkinson&#x27;s sufferer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&iuml;  Angelina and <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/" target="_blank">Brad</a> are reportedly <a href="http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/10/angelina_jolie_adopting_an_indian_baby.php" target="_blank">adopting an Indian baby</a> as we speak. Because African babies are soooo early-to-mid October 2k6.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Please, for the love of all that is good and holy in this mortal world, will someone, anyone, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-10-26/#celeb6" target="_blank">shoot a tranq dart</a> into Naomi Campbell&#x27;s neck?</p>
<p>&iuml;  Rush Limbaugh <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/10/rush-limbaugh-has-it-all-figured-out.html" target="_blank">accuses</a> Parkinson&#x27;s sufferer Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his symptoms in a political ad, saying, &quot;He is moving around and shaking, and it is purely an act.&quot; Seriously, dude! And remember when Christopher Reeve was tooling around in a wheelchair with a trach tube? Also totally all an act. Fucker was just lazy and tired of walking and breathing. Some Superman!</p>
<p>&iuml;  DJ AM, aka Adam Goldstein, has <a href="http://lifeandstylemag.hollywood.com/2006/10/exclusive_new_couple_dj_am_and.php" target="_blank">moved on</a> from Nicole Richie to nice Jewish girl Michelle Trachtenberg. His bubby is so pleased.</p>
<p>&iuml;  For the reasonable price of $100,000, Paris Hilton will come to your <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1977" target="_blank">New Year&#x27;s Eve</a> party 3 hours late, sit in a corner and text furiously on her Sidekick for 20 minutes, perhaps flash an assflap or two, then leave. </p>
<p>&iuml;  Sandra Bullock had <a href="http://socialitelife.com/2006/10/26/sandra_bullock_quote_of_the_day.php" target="_blank">sexual intercourse</a> on Sunday night.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/kevin_federline/" target="_blank">Federline</a> the Younger is actually named<a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2006/10/jayden_james_federline_is_a_bo_1.html" target="_blank"> Jayden James</a>. <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/2006/09/post_293.html" target="_blank">SPF squared</a>, we hardly knew ye.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Tara Reid said that her nipples <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/25/tara-reid-my-nipples-looked-like-goose-eggs/" target="_blank">&quot;looked like goose-shaped eggs&quot;</a>. Not goose eggs. Eggs, shaped like geese. Nipples like thin shells with webbed feet and beaks and wings holding albumen and yolk. Yup. That&#x27;s what Tara Reid&#x27;s nipples looked like.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 17:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Nicole Richie and DJ AM have officially broken up. Apparently, he&#x27;s disgusted by Nicole&#x27;s extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&iuml;  Nicole Richie and DJ AM have <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-05-24/#celeb2" target="_blank">officially broken up</a>. Apparently, he&#x27;s disgusted by Nicole&#x27;s extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess skin with scalpels.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Ryan Seacrest <a href="http://popsugar.com/6985" target="_blank">pulls a Heather Chandler</a>.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Naomi Campbell &quot;<a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Naomi+Campbell+keeps+new+man+quiet-9947.html" target="_blank">keeps new man quiet</a>&quot;. By beating his larynx clean out of his throat with a Sidekick.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Beginning our special cleavage (un)coverage from Cannes: Halle Berry&#x27;s <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1256" target="_blank">berries</a>!</p>
<p>&iuml;  Up next: Elizabeth Hurley, trotting out her <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/05/while-you-were-praying.html" target="_blank">old girls</a>!</p>
<p>&iuml;  And finally, Alyssa Milano&#x27;s Micelli <a href="http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/gossip_links_alyssa_milano_is_the_boss/" target="_blank">mams</a>! A stupendous showing! Props to all!</p>
<p>&iuml;  Michelle Rodriguez is heading <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/michelle-rodriguez/michelle-rodriguez-goes-back-to-jail-001249" target="_blank">back to jail</a>. Must be a <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/2006/05/post_167.html" target="_blank">dream come true</a> for her.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Michelle Williams&#x27;s dad was <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-05-24/#celeb4" target="_blank">jailed for tax evasion</a>. Maybe he and Lindsay Lohan&#x27;s father can break out the jug and harmonica and form a prison band.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Penn Jillette and wife name newborn son <a href="http://www.wtop.com/?nid=114&#038;sid=799312" target="_blank">Zolten</a>, because they want him to grow up to tell fortunes.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Geri &quot;Ginger Spice&quot; Halliwell names her newborn daughter <a href="http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_1853445.html?menu=entertainment.celebrities" target="_blank">Bluebell Madonna</a>, because she wants her to be a magical pet rabbit that strips.</p>
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		<title>Diet Your Breasts Away, and Your Man Will Soon Follow</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 17:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#x27;s been announced that Nicole Richie and her former-fat-kid fianc&#200; DJ AM have officially called off their engagement. We&#x27;re stunned! You could knock us over with a feather. Or you could knock us over with a Nicole Richie. Do you get it? Because she&#x27;s skinny. Boo-yah!

It&#x27;s true&#8211;the formerly chunky pair have called it quits. Foolish [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#x27;s been announced that Nicole Richie and her former-fat-kid fianc&Egrave; DJ AM have officially called off their engagement. We&#x27;re stunned! You could knock us over with a feather. Or you could knock us over with a Nicole Richie. Do you get it? Because she&#x27;s skinny. Boo-yah!<br />
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It&#x27;s true&#8211;the formerly chunky pair have called it quits. Foolish <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/nicole_richie/index.html" target="_blank">Nicole</a>! Moronic DJ! Don&#x27;t you guys know that you&#x27;re supposed to drop bombshells on Fridays at 5 P.M.? Well, unless you&#x27;re pulling a publicity stunt, but you guys wouldn&#x27;t do that to us, would you?</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Us Weekly</em> has learned exclusively that Nicole Richie, 24, and fiance Adam &#x27;&#x27;D.J. AM&#x27;&#x27; Goldstein, 32, have called it quits. &#x27;&#x27;They have decided to break off the engagement,&#x27;&#x27; Richie&#x27;s rep Cindy Guagenti confirms to Us. &#x27;&#x27;The decision is mutual.&#x27;&#x27;</p></blockquote>
<p>Despite assurances that the decision is &quot;mutual&quot;, <a href="http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/adam_nicole_exclusive_details_inside_the_split_20051207.php" target="_blank">Perez Hilton.com</a> has excavated some more juice on the subject. Seems it was the DJ who did the dumping. Did he finally realize that he didn&#x27;t want wed a <a href="http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/nicole_richie_kills_the_love_that_once_was.php" target="_blank">mysterious caped tse tse fly</a>? Various sources say:</p>
<blockquote><p>&quot;A.M. has a residency in Vegas, where he goes to spin every weekend,&quot; said the other source. &quot;And, when the cat&#x27;s away, the mouse will play. Adam found out that Nicole was &#x27;partying&#x27; when he was away, and he does not tolerate that.&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;Adam was fed up with Nicole,&quot; said one source. &quot;Her issues with her weight, I&#x27;m reluctant to say &#x27;anorexia&#x27;, caused her behavior to be very erratic and moody lately.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p><em>Fed</em> up? More like starved up! Awwwwww snap!<br />
<br /><font size=1>Hot pictures of Miss Nicole at MrSkin.com.</font></p>
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