Tag Archives: DJ AM
RIPDJAM
Professional player of records DJ AM (real name Adam Goldstein) died this weekend of an apparent drug overdose. The news was released Friday night, but we didn’t report on it till now because writing words is work! And work is hard! But like your estranged father two weeks after your tenth birthday, we’re here now, [...]
Mandy Moore Reunites with Her Least Offensive Ex
We miss Mandy Moore. We will see every one of her movies, no matter what. Even if we have to sit through Diane Keaton being turned into an insufferable harridan or Robin Williams laboring under the false pretense that he is funny, it will be worth it. She is a ray of light wrapped in [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "A Skanky, Backdoor C*nt"
ï OMG, Jenny Aniston is gonna go on Courteney Cox's show and they're gonna KISS!!! The girl-girl spit swap is the surefire ratings booster of our generation, finally overtaking the "let's introduce a precocious child character" move. Basically, yes, we're likening Jennifer Aniston to Cousin Oliver.
ï Naomi Campbell pooh-poohs claims that she's involved [...]
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Also tagged Cameron Diaz, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, Courteney Cox, Jenna Jameson, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Mandy Moore, Naomi Campbell, Paris Hilton, Rachael Ray, television, upskirt shots, Vanessa Paradis
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CNW Junk Drawer: "The Good Loving You Give Me Every Day"
ï Angelina and Brad are reportedly adopting an Indian baby as we speak. Because African babies are soooo early-to-mid October 2k6.
ï Please, for the love of all that is good and holy in this mortal world, will someone, anyone, shoot a tranq dart into Naomi Campbell's neck?
ï Rush Limbaugh accuses Parkinson's sufferer [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage
ï Nicole Richie and DJ AM have officially broken up. Apparently, he's disgusted by Nicole's extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess [...]
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Also tagged Alyssa Milano, celebrity arrests, celebrity breakups, celebrity offspring, Elizabeth Hurley, film festivals, Geri Halliwell, Halle Berry, Michelle Rodriguez, Michelle Williams, Naomi Campbell, Nicole Richie, Penn Jillette
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Diet Your Breasts Away, and Your Man Will Soon Follow
It's been announced that Nicole Richie and her former-fat-kid fiancÈ DJ AM have officially called off their engagement. We're stunned! You could knock us over with a feather. Or you could knock us over with a Nicole Richie. Do you get it? Because she's skinny. Boo-yah!