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CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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Dita Von Teese Is Getting Plenty of Schlongs
We know you've been deeply worried about the state of Dita Von Teese's vagina, imagining it all shriveled up from disuse, like Jennifer Aniston's was before John Mayer saved the poor neglected thing. But worry no more, friends, because Dita is definitely riding the baloney pony, getting sliced by the beef bayonet, filling her cream [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends
ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)
ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)
ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity offspring, celebs posing for Playboy, drugs, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Winslet, Katie Price, Liev Schreiber, Lily Allen, music, Naomi Watts, Rihanna, Shenae Grimes
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Dita Von Teese Has Her Limits
Look at that face. Couldn't you just get lost in those guylinered eyes? Don't you dream of rubbing that artful, deliberate stubble all over your cheeks and chin? Trailing your hand down that neck to tangle your fingers in those ball-chain necklaces from the goth shop in the mini-mall? Don't you want to lose yourself [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Twilight One Up for Me
ï Twilight mania's at an all time high! And so is star Kristen Stewart. (ONTD)
ï Chelsea Handler may be posing nude for Playboy, because she's so popular and everyone likes her show, right? (Yeeeah!)
ï Pete Wentz tries to explain his and Ashlee's choice of the name Bronx Mowgli. "We're retarded" is a good [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Chelsea Handler, drugs, Karolina Kurkova, Kristen Stewart, magazines, Mariah Carey, Megan Fox, Pete Wentz, Rihanna
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Dita Airs Her Meat-a
To the left: Dita Von Teese managing to exit a car without falling prey to the gynecological scourge that's been befalling starlets for the past couple of years. After the cut, see into Evan Rachel Wood's future . . . see into the flesh wallet that used to house Marilyn Manson's gothic death lance. Spoo-oo-ooky!
Evan Rachel Wood Just Gets Me, You Know? She Understands Me.
In the wake of his pending divorce from bubbly, professional naked lady Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson has finally opened up about his relationship with 19-years-younger actress Evan Rachel Wood. He told the newspaper Le Parisien (via Glosslip),
“I’ve found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. She’s 19 and certainly that’s [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Evan Rachel Wood, Marilyn Manson
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Evan Rachel Wood Becomes Marilyn Manson's Disposable Teen
We didn't say anything about it at the time because we didn't want to worry you, but last week we reached our gossip breaking point. It was that last Britney Spears story that did it. Faced with another morning of trying make fresh the same old Cheeto, Ugg boot, and flashed gash joke, we went [...]
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Dita Von Teese to Serve Marilyn Manson Fiendish Divorce Papers from Hell
The brief, beautiful, cursed union between burlesque cutie Dita Von Teese and sad clown Marilyn Manson has come to a sad close. Dita is allegedly attempting to file for divorce, but she can't seem to locate her Satanic spouse to serve him with papers. A "source" close to the dancer reports:
"She really tried to make [...]
Dita Von Teeses Scarlett Johansson
Usually, when we post pictures of actresses in various states of undress, we end up using garishly-lit paparazzi photos that include unflattering angles, disheveled clothing, armpit stubble, and such and such. But we only do that for you, the reader. We at CelebNewsWire are not boorish curs like the rest of you. We have class [...]