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CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me Hish Name, Doctor!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:25:50 +0000

ï You better vote! Or else Jessica Alba will devour your spleen. (Yeeeah!)

ï Christina Milian upskirt. No labes, plenty of moundage. (Bossip)

ï Britney Spears visits elementary school; gently lays boob on 4th grader's arm. (Cityrag)

ï Megan Fox describes herself as a "man with a vagina". (Daily Stab)

ï Diora Baird in Maxim. Thanks for photoshopping those nipples out, Maxim. We almost got turned on there for a second. (Derek Hail)

ï Heather Locklear's DUI arrest was maybe a frame job! Dun dun DUN! (Bitten and Bound)

ï Top 10 sexiest Keeley Hazell videos of all time. (Unibrow)

ï Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? ME, and Martha DUMPTRUCK? Because I can be. Get crucial, she was dialing suicide hotlines in her diapers. Holy shit, we'll CRUCIFY her! Shannen "Heather Duke" Doherty spreads her gams and holds a bottle of cider over her poon for Details. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Jessica Simpson gives good blow-up doll face. (Fatback)

CNW Junk Drawer: "Stinkin'. S-T-I-N-K-I-N."

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:29:23 +0000

ï Uma Uma Uma mow mow ma ma Uma mow mow. In a bikini. (Though, going by the cast on her arm, these may be old, mow mow) (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Britney's still on the loose, and so are her breasts. (Taxi Driver)

ï Kate Hudson says that Matthew McConaughey smells like hot garbage. (Yeeeah!)

ï Sean Young's fun-loving, booze-guzzling ass heads to rehab. And the softcore thriller industry grinds to a screeching halt for 90 days. (IMDb)

ï J. Lo and Corpsey plan to name their twins after the costar of Doogie Howser, M.D. and the plus size hostess of various E! programs. (Daily Stab)

ï Diora Baird makes with the MySpace-style nudie shots. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Nicole Richie plans on getting back down to fighting weight ASAP. Fighting weight being 83 lbs. (Celeb Parasite)

ï In the midst of a family intervention, Britney buys a new Mercedes. Because she can. Suck it, bitches! (GlossLip)

ï Amy Winehouse's mom is a regular ray of sunshine; talks headstones and caskets. (Holy Taco)

Toronto International Film Festival 2007 Features Young People Fucking

Agent E. — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:55:39 +0000

For a couple of years now, we've been hounding the powers that be at the Toronto International Film Festival to add a subtitle to their festival's name. We've sent letters, personalized cupcakes, talking parrots, whatever we could think of. But to no avail. They will not even consider changing the name to the Toronto International Film Festival: We Give You Famous Naked Titties. They may be old fuddy-duddies resistant to change and progress, but they can't argue that that's a pretty accurate description. After the cut, Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Mena Suvari, and many more.

We reported a few months ago that Elizabeth: The Golden Age should probably change it's title to Elizabeth: The Naked Queen due to the inclusion of Cate Blanchett's fabulous royal boobies. Well, we were wrong. That'll teach us to listen to neighborhood squirrels who give us movie reviews. There are no Cate casabas in the Elizabeth sequel, but there is Cate can. So can it, you complainers.

Quite the opposite of Cate is Jennifer Jason Leigh, who, with eighteen nude movie appearances under her belt, is usually a sure thing for flesh on film. And her boobs show up for number nineteen, Margot at the Wedding. She stars opposite Nicole Kidman, who's also a nudity vet. Nic turns up for a masturbation scene in which her bush may possibly–if you lighten the film and freeze frame and use binoculars and 3-D glasses and X-ray vision and a protractor–be slightly visible. If you're a completist that work may well be worth it, but for the rest of us a repeat viewing of Billy Bathgate will suffice. Although we are quite curious to know if she dies her pubes the same hideous straw color as her hair.

It's about time for a '90s revival to replace the neon legwarmers and ironic Journey t-shirts so popular with the kids, so we'll start with a return to Mena Suvari nudes. She hasn't shown nip since American Beauty, so we're happy to see her return to her youthful ways in Stuck–and she added some A to her T. Now if only Thora Birch would follow Mena's career-resurrecting lead.

And now for the best movie title you will ever hear: Young People Fucking. So direct. So honest. So real. And get this: It actually shows young people fucking. OK, OK, pretending to fuck. And those young people include Wedding Crashers star Diora Baird, who offers up nipples; Popular star Carly Pope throwing in some boobs; Punch hardbody Sonja Bennett giving some boobs and butt; and newcomer Natalie Lisinska showing breasts. Fucking awesome!

Also screened in Toronto were Disengagement, starring Juliette Binoche's full-frontal nudity; two films featuring our old friends, Asia Argento's breasts, The Last Mistress and The Mother of Tears–The Last Mistress even throws in some ass and fur so we don't get bored; and Ang Lee's ode to hardcore sex, Lust, Caution, which has already received an NC-17 rating, thanks in part to Wei Tang's three B's. Ang Lee: Exploring the taboos of sex since Jake and Heath climbed that mountain.

CNW Junk Drawer: An Elle of a Bod

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:31:36 +0000

ï If you're "board", Elle MacPherson in a bikini will make you whip up a batch of your own sex wax. Har de har. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Someone give Renee Zellweger a part in Bridget Jones 3, stat. (Yeeeah!)

ï Paris Hilton rubs her nipple on a bear. (Egotastic!)

ï Madonna: arms of an ultimate fighter, hands of an ancient oak tree. (Cityrag)

ï Owen Wilson's funnyman exterior belies the coketacular pain within. (GlossLip)

ï Diora Baird stars in the upcoming film Young People Fucking. How cryptic. What could that possibly be about? (The Blemish)

ï Keira Knightley is all, "Being famous sucks. I'm ugly. Tits." (Daily Stab)

ï Fergie's got it coming out of both ends now. (Dlisted)

ï Not satisfied with ingesting nicotine the old-fashioned way, Keith Richards eats a cigarette onstage. Next up in is quest for a new buzz: ketamine eye wash and crack rock earplugs. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Hey, Look! Boobies!

Agent E. — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:59:02 +0000

Hey, look! Boobies! After the cut, obviously. We're not heathens.

These particular boobies belong to Diora Baird, whom you might remember from Wedding Crashers, where she also showed her boobies. Also of interest, Diora has a film coming out soon called Young People Fucking, which is the most excellent title we've heard since Raped by an Angel 4: The Raper's Union. So without any further ado, boobies.

Find the rest of Diora's FHM spread at the ever helpful Egotastic!

And get even more of Diora's boobies at MrSkin.com.