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CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me Hish Name, Doctor!

ï You better vote! Or else Jessica Alba will devour your spleen. (Yeeeah!)
ï Christina Milian upskirt. No labes, plenty of moundage. (Bossip)
ï Britney Spears visits elementary school; gently lays boob on 4th grader's arm. (Cityrag)
ï Megan Fox describes herself as a "man with a vagina". (Daily Stab)
ï Diora Baird [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: "Stinkin'. S-T-I-N-K-I-N."

ï Uma Uma Uma mow mow ma ma Uma mow mow. In a bikini. (Though, going by the cast on her arm, these may be old, mow mow) (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Britney's still on the loose, and so are her breasts. (Taxi Driver)
ï Kate Hudson says that Matthew McConaughey smells like hot garbage. [...]

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Toronto International Film Festival 2007 Features Young People Fucking

For a couple of years now, we've been hounding the powers that be at the Toronto International Film Festival to add a subtitle to their festival's name. We've sent letters, personalized cupcakes, talking parrots, whatever we could think of. But to no avail. They will not even consider changing the name to the Toronto International [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: An Elle of a Bod

ï If you're "board", Elle MacPherson in a bikini will make you whip up a batch of your own sex wax. Har de har. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Someone give Renee Zellweger a part in Bridget Jones 3, stat. (Yeeeah!)
ï Paris Hilton rubs her nipple on a bear. (Egotastic!)
ï Madonna: arms of [...]

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Hey, Look! Boobies!

Hey, look! Boobies! After the cut, obviously. We're not heathens.

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