Dina said, “The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.”

She said that, despite her deal with the French fashion house, Lindsay would also be creatively involved in Dina’s shoe line, to debut in May. But the name won’t be “Shoe-Han.” Dina explained, “We are not going to announce the name so every Google and MySpace buys the domain name. Lindsay is signed to Ungaro, but she will definitely have input because she is so talented.”

First of all, “Shoe-Han” may be the worst name we’ve ever heard. We think that even “Dog Vomit, a shoe line by Dina Lohan” is more appealing. And second of all, we don’t really trust Dina’s definition of “genius” if this is what she thinks makes a totally awesome shoe. Yes, that is an open toe.

When a 46-year-old mom wants to take her daughters out for a special night, a Hollywood nightclub might seem a curious choice. Not so for Dina Lohan, who took Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, to Villa on March 25, Us Weekly reports.

ìDo you know who I am?î Dina protested when they were turned away at the door because of Aliís age.

ìYouíre making a huge mistake. Huge!î Lindsay added.

We're sure that Villa is kicking themselves for avoiding having a swarm of photographers take photos of a barely post-pubescent child walking into its late night doors. Oh, the regret. The woe. The heartbreak.

"My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina's attorney. Let's see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral. THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that's par for the course with Dina! She didn't even send a card or visit when he was sick."

It's like Grandpa Lohan slowly let out his last breath, closed his eyes, and slumped to the side and Michael stood up and spiked his dad's still-warm body, jumping on top of it to do the Carlton dance and crow, "In your fucking FACE, Dina! Boo-yah!"

Lohan is luscious at MrSkin.com.

ìIt was very tastefully done. I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I donít look at them like itís Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother. . . Trust me, I wouldnít have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldnít do anything with her sister there, that was risquÈ.î

Ali Lohan: celebrity sibling. Cockblocker. If Lindsay was willing to haul out funbags and firecrotch and wave them around like a pinwheel in the spring breeze, one has to imagine what she would have been up for had her sister not been there. We're thinking ice dildoes. Ice dildoes and Gogurt enemas. Curse you, Ali Lohan!

More Lohan for the lookin'. Check Lindsay out at MrSkin.com.

ï Britney Spears pretends she has narcolepsy, which is not an oozing venereal disease, like one might automatically assume. (Yeeeah!)

ï Katie "Jordan" Price gives a hot blow job!!! She'll really straighten you out! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Work that butt chin, Jessica Simpson. (IDLYITW)

ï Now we know what Heidi Klum sees in Seal. (Pssst! It's his enormous penis!!!!) (Derek Hail)

ï Happy Halloween! Please stick your candle into Christina Ricci's pumpkins. She was Wednesday Addams, after all, so this is plenty relevant. (Cityrag)

ï Find out what happens when Dinas stop being orange and start gittin' REAL. (Fatback and Collards)

ï And speaking of questionable Lohans (are there any other kind?), Michael is dressed like it's twink night at the Wet Piston, wtf. (Celeb Warship)

ï Rwanda postponed its visit from Paris Hilton, presumably because it needed to reinforce its herpes levees. (Celebitchy)

ï Scarlett Johansson knows that nothing says "we're casually dating, I'm kind of into you" than forcing your boyfriend to don your body parts around his neck like a gilded noose. (The Blemish)

But hey, lookin' good. And that's the important part.

ï I know why the caged Tom Sizemore sings. Because meth makes you chipper. (FemaleFirst)

ï What will Paris do, post-jail? Here are some fine ideas on life after incarceration. (Yeeeah!)

ï While Paris was in jail, her Delorean or whatever was repossessed. It would be funner if it was just plain possessed, like Christine, but we work with what we're given. (Hollywood Backwash)

ï A new musical is in the works, based on "outrageous and delusional" Claymates. If there's anything that makes our comment switchboard light up, it's Clay Aiken! (ONTD)

ï Once upon a time, Eva Mendes wanted to be a nun. Then she looked in the mirror and was like, "hahahahahahaha, yeah RITE." (Derek Hail)

ï Germany has banned Tom Cruise from filming scenes for a new movie in their country, simply because they think Scientology is lame. Who says Germans don't have a sense of humor? (Celebrity Hack)

ï Hef: the Movie. (Hollywood Grind)

ï V.I.L.E. henchmen Timberlake and Biel have been spotted passing the loot on to Robocrook in . . . Copenhagen! (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Justin, by the way, is arty. Wait, not arty. Farty. (FemaleFirst)

ï Michael Lohan claims that Mama Dina blew rails while pregnant with "our oldest child, Lindsay." That would explain a thing or two, except for the fact that Lindsay has an older brother. Who's the cokehead now, Michael? Huh? Huh? (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohanís manager-mom Dina is en route to Los Angeles, to visit Lindsay at Promises rehab in Malibu, BestWeekEver.TV has exclusively learned.

Dinaís visit will mark the first visit by a family member, since Lindsay entered Promises last week. ìFirst and foremost, Dina is a mother, and Lindsay and Dina canít wait to see each other,î a source tells BWE.tv. ìLindsay is in a great place, emotionally and physically, and this is great for her.î

The source adds that while in L.A., Dina will also play babysitter – to Lindsayís dogs! AwwwÖ.

Were Dina a normal mom visiting her daughter in rehab, this visit would've happened a week ago and consisted of many tears and encouraging words, and possibly a care package from Krispy Kreme or Sephora. But this is Dina we're talking about. The conversation probably centered on which bouncers at Hyde would let thirteen-year-old Ali through the door and which nights they worked, and the care package probably consisted of a couple eightballs stuffed inside a hollowed-out teddy bear with a removable head and some blank checks made out to Dina for Lindsay to sign.


Check out Lindsay in her prime at MrSkin.com.

DINA Lohan, a former Radio City Rockette, is riding the coattails of daughter Lindsay Lohan to launch a TV career.

The leggy 44-year-old mother of three was hired by "Entertainment Tonight" to interview celebrities on the red carpet as they arrived at last night's New York premiere of "Georgia Rule," which stars her hard-partying daughter, as well as Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman.

"Dina wants to be a TV star," said one snitch. "But 'ET' may just be hiring her so they can get the Lindsay exclusive."

As much as Lindsay loves the limelight, she may be wary of granting interviews since London's News of the World newspaper published photos Sunday allegedly showing the 20-year-old starlet doing drugs.

A spokeswoman for the show told Page Six: "Dina Lohan will be a special correspondent for the 'Georgia Rule' premiere. We are looking forward to Dina asking the questions only a mother can."

We're sure those questions only a mother can ask include: "Honey, why aren't you wearing a sweater? There's a chill in the air," and "Did you take your multi-vitamin today? You know you need your iron, and you never eat spinach when I make it for dinner," and, of course, every mother's most intimate and burning question to her daughter, "Can you give me your dealer's number? Mine's on vacation this week."

Find Lindsay free from her mommy at MrSkin.com.