Tag Archives: Diana Ross
CNW Junk Drawer: "Animal"
ï Diana Ross would like to give singing lessons to Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera. We can only imagine how that would go. "No, honey, more nasal! I said MORE nasal! That's too classically perfect and on-pitch, girl; could you maybe get a slightly whinier tone there?"
ï James Brown died last week, and [...]
Diana Ross's Son Is Lindsay Lohan's Baby Love
Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend. He is the son of Diana Ross. Thus continues Lindsay's neverending habit of making very very bad decisions–the possibilty of having Diana Ross become your mother-in-law is barely a half a step above marrying into the Collins or Gabor families.
This Week in Celebrity Couplings: Who's Porking Who
There's a chill in the air and the holidays are nearly upon us, so naturally celebrities are pairing off and trying to keep warm with marathon humping sessions. Hey, it's more practical than padding their bodies with a healthy layer of fat for insulation and risk landing only roles as the perpetually single friend of [...]
Diana Puts the Kibosh on Cosmetics Deal
MAC Cosmetics must have a thing for boozy, past-their-prime songbird spokeswomen. Not content with just having the Liza Minnelli Collection, they tried to rope Diana Ross into a similar deal. Who were the ad wizards who came up with that one? Oh yeah, gay dudes.