Tag Archives: Desperate Housewives
Lez-perate Housewives Kiss
Well, there it is. The Desperate Housewives lesbian kiss that is bound to cause shockwaves across the nation and save the show from crap ratings. When it comes to ratings desperation plot twists, the lez lip lock is one step away from the mysterious addition of a precocious 6-year-old. Or a wisecracking but well-meaning alien [...]
Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria to Shock Approximately 12 Viewers with Lesbian Kiss
We had hoped that with all of the great television shows airing these days we'd surpassed the era of cheap ratings ploys. Shows don't need the likes of Brian Bonsall when they've got interesting storylines involving older, not-as-cute cast members. But the one thing the networks are holding onto is the lesbian kiss. People still [...]
Leif Garrett Fondled This
It's not hard to figure out why Nicolette Sheridan is showing some see through nippage; after all, her name does sound an awful lot like Nipplette Share-idan. Now go back, reread that sentence, and find the third childish pun and you win a cookie!
Eva Longoria Is, Like, Sick of Being So Clean All the Time
We have never hidden the fact that we do not share Maxim's desire for Eva Longoria's bikini-clad body to be visible from space. While we love things like nudity and bikinis and vibrators and sexy talk, there can be too much of a good thing. You've oversaturated the market, Eva. We don't need to see [...]
Teri Hatcher Desperate for Sex
Poor Teri Hatcher. As she is the last surviving single among her female Desperate Housewives co-stars, she must carry that "desperate" tag for all it's worth. And if that means giving the public the impression that she's on her hands and knees daily begging for sex, then so be it.
What Happens When You're Dumped for Michael Bolton
Nicolette Sheridan's spurned, nonfamous ex-fiance wants to tell the world about what a bad lover his former main squeeze is. Obligatory "now who's Desperate!" joke here. We're really phonin' it in today.
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, Michael Bolton, Nicollette Sheridan
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CNW Junk Drawer: Tony Soprano's Window Sleeps with the Fishes
ï The plot thickens: Jude Law allegedly asked nanny Daisy Wright for a threesome. She turned him down, because she's "not that type of girl." She is, however, the type of girl who will have sex with her engaged movie-star employer. But you have to draw a line somewhere.
ï Malcolm in the Marriage!
ï Pamela Anderson [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, Courtney Love, Eva Longoria, Frankie Muniz, James Gandolfini, Jude Law, music, Pamela Anderson, Rob Thomas, television
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Eva Loves Eva
Weep not for Eva Longoria. She has a hit television show, a lot of money, and she's dating about 437 comely, wealthy men. But more than that, she is down with her physical self. And learning to love yourself? It is the greatest love of all.
Shark Week Continues
Apparently Jessica Alba and Nicolette Sheridan share the same publicist. Either that or sharks fucking hate celebrities. Either way, a sharkís getting punched, which is cool with us.
Party Hat-cher
Hurry! Pack your bags, blindfold your children and tuck them under your arms and run for the fucking hills! Teri Hatcher's nipples will not be contained!!!!