Tag Archives: Deryck Whibley
Why’d Ya Have to Go and Make Things So Separated
He was a boi. She was a girl. Then they got divorced. Could I make it any more obvious? After months of speculation, plucky towheaded Canadian Avril Lavigne has put the kibosh on her marriage to Sum 41 singer/main gnome Deryck Whibley. Us Weekly reports:
After three years of marriage, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have [...]
Avril Lavigne's Husband Earns Keep with Hearty Public Breast Massage
Here we see Avril Lavigne picnicking in the park with her trusty gnome, Nibbles. Not only does Nibbles cobble shoes, make mischief in a glen, and play in the Canadian pop-punk band Sum 41, he is also employed to keep his mistress Avril happy and relaxed. He does this through the art of gnome massage, [...]
Magical Preg Juice Spreads from Hollywood to Canada
According to celebrity Canadian blog (there are Canadian celebrities? Besides Rick Moranis, we mean) Is This Happening, ill-tempered Canuck singer Avril Lavigne is expecting a little sk8r boi or grrl:
Wow!! Must be that time of the year for babies!! Isthishappening.com has learned exclusively that Canadian singer, Avril Lavigne is pregnant!! You heard it here first [...]
I Now Pronounce You Man and Teeth–I Mean Wife
Hi bois and grrrls. I don’t know if you heard, but I got married this weekend. Yea me! That means I’m totally not a little girl anymore. Everyone has to treat me like an old married lady. But I still wanted to look young and fresh and pretty for my big day, so I borrowed [...]