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CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.
Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]
Jessica Alba Is Blisteringly Sexy
Your sexual fantasies about Paris Hilton and Bai Ling have always been a little on the complicated side. After the dirty contortionistic porking, you have to imagine heading to your local free clinic for shots of penicillin. But your Jessica Alba dreams have remained relatively chaste and unsullied by chancres or embarrassing, odorous discharge. Until [...]
Jessica Biel Gets Justified
Now that Jessica Biel has extricated the milky, succulent globules of her sitter from the diabolical Yankeean clutches of Derek Jeter, she's fallen into the arms of none other than Timberlake. Perhaps she is a muse sent to earth, Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu style, to inspire Justin to pen a song about enormous asses. Oh, [...]
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Derek Jeter Gets to First with Jessica Biel
Even thought she was rumored to be possibly throwing it to Zach Braff just last week, the word is that Jessica Biel is now maybe dating Derek Jeter. Sorry, but we're never going to be able to take anyone named JETER seriously. That's not the name of a virile sportsman. That is the name of [...]