Tag Archives: Dennis Rodman
Just Another Day for You and Me in Taradise
Mocking Tara Reid is like hunting for myopic, legless, retarded albino deer. But still, we have a contractual obligation do it, so here goes nothin'.
CNW Junk Drawer: Get Hep!
Hepatitis A, Matt Damon, thongless male-on-male mud wrestling, and golden showers. We’re not talking about Ben Affleck’s bachelor party, we’re talking about a Steven Soderbergh joint!
Britney might be ready to finally get rid of those 170 extra pounds of ugly, useless flab. AKA, divorcing K-Fed.
Or, she might be ready to accept a [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Federline, magazines, Matt Damon, movies, Paris Hilton, Stavros Niarchos, Steven Soderbergh, Vince Vaughn
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CNW Junk Drawer: Furniture Polish and Fedoras
ï There's an old man sitting next to me, makin' love to his tonic and Pledge: Billy Joel starts the fire–in his liver!–by swigging some furniture polish, once.
ï Steve "Alan Partridge" Coogan finally admits that his fabled hookup with Courtney Love is actually 80% true. Does that mean she's 80% pregnant?
ï Denise Richards and [...]
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Also tagged Ashton Kutcher, Billy Joel, Carmen Electra, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Charlie Sheen, Courtney Love, Demi Moore, Denise Richards, movies, Steve Coogan
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CNW Junk Drawer: Madonna's Aight, Y'all
ï Dennis Rodman says his affair with Madonna was "just alright", not "on a level", and "not all that". Then dropped his Most Hype Sayings of 1992 phrasebook in the toilet, sparing us any references to ". . . and a bag of chips", or Arsenio-style barking.
ï How did B-lister Jared Leto land himself an [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, Fabian Basabe, Jared Leto, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Ryan Seacrest, television, Tiffani Thiessen
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