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Denise Richards Battles Heather Locklear with Brutal Bikini Action
The dance-off is a classic (not to mention very entertaining) concept. From West Side Story to Cameron Diaz in a club two months ago, the cabbage patch vs. the Soulja Boy will always be an endless fountain of fun. However, there is one thing that tops the dance-off every time, and that's the bikini-off! During [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Boozin' and Coozin'
ï More oddly smooth Britney mons pubis. We're starting to think that maybe those are flesh-toned undies. Foiled! (Faded Youth)
ï But she still can't see her chitlins. (The Hollywood Gossip)
ï The bottle came between Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. The bottle, and her baby vampire fangs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Denise Richards says that [...]
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Charlie Sheen: Sex Doll Murderer
We think it's pretty fair to say that Charlie Sheen has done a lot of cuckoo things in his life, a few of which have recently come to light. But we never would have thought he was a Real Doll murderer. Rush & Molloy explain that Charlie's real life has made for some funny jokes [...]
A Sad, Jobless Pig, Part II
Today is day two of "What horrible, despicable, hateful, downright mean things can Charlie Sheen say about his lovely, wonderful, nurturing, maternal ex-wife?" Brought to you by Denise Richards . . . no, wait, we meant brought to you by Denise Richards's lawyers . . . no, that doesn't sound good either. How about, brought [...]
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Denise Richards Is a Sad, Jobless Pig
There is a force in this universe so strong and shrewish that she can make us overlook all of her enemy's horrible traits–the serial hooker schtupping, the gambling, the boozing, his entire television career–and think, oh, he can't be that bad compared to her. And that force is named Denise Richards. We imagine that the [...]
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Pammy and Denise: Breast Friends
We usually don't put much credence in rumors about who has been offered an overstuffed trash bag full of hundred-dollar bills to put their coochie in front of a Playboy camera. The mag could make an offer to Camilla Parker-Bowles if they wanted to; it doesn't mean she's gonna ditch everything but the feathered hat [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Here Comes Trouble
ï Jumping on the Harry Potter fever bandwagon! Emma Watson holds up a pair of panties that state exactly what comes out of the wearer's anus. Helpful! (the Blemish)
ï Nicole Richie's drunk driving trial has been postponed. D.A's office spokeswoman Jane Robison says, "The trial will not happen on Wednesday. Richie's attorney filed [...]
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Also tagged BeyoncÈ Knowles, Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, Charlie Sheen, Courtney Love, Emma Watson, Nicole Richie, nip slips, Sophia Bush, Toni Collette, underwear, Venus Williams
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Denise Richards Sick of Working, Searches for Next Husband
Since she came to our attention (you know, by getting topless and making out with a chick in a pool), Denise Richards has tried a few of the sure roads to love: Find irrepressible playboy bad boy with drug and hooker habits, try to make him into a straight-laced family man who plays Scrabble and [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Wonderjocks
ï If a Denise Richards and Richie Sambora break up in the woods and no one is there to care, do they make a sound? (TMZ)
ï Avril Lavigne, topless. He was a sk8tr b0i, I said see my taters, boy. (Yeeeah!)
ï Mary Kate Olsen slips rib. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Justin Timberlake flew [...]
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Also tagged Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, David Faustino, drugs, Ewan MacGregor, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, magazines, Mary-Kate Olsen, Nick Lachey, Richie Sambora, underwear, upskirt shots, Vanessa Minnillo
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