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CNW Junk Drawer: Personal Pan Perry
Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk [...]
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Denise's Titty Trio
We've always pretty much figured that Denise Richards had fakies, but she admitted it to Howard Stern when she appeared on his show yesterday morning. As a matter of fact, she had three put in. Three boob jobs, not three boobs, you yo-yo. Reports US mag:
I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs [...]
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen Unite for Unholy Feast
We imagine that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards do everything in their power to avoid each other. Custody exchanges occur between two nannies who are instructed not to speak to each other. Denise probably even makes her daughters refer to their father as "sperm donor." But according to Denise, that's not the case. Denise claims [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron
Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)
Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
Helen Mirren [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: My Paris Lies Over the Ocean
ï Paris Hilton, in a bikini, hits the beach with her new beau, wearing Jamz. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)
ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Victoria's Secret: Pores Exist
ï Marisa Miller and other Victoria's Secret models at an underwear fitting. Look ma, no airbrushing. (The Blemish)
ï Angelina Jolie says she's "still just a punk kid with tattoos". She went on to say, "Seriously, I saw Youth of Today four times and I own the Infest Slave LP on colored vinyl." (Fatback)
ï [...]
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"And When Daddy Says 'Go Cry to Your Bald Mom,' How Does That Make You Feel?"
We watched two episodes of Denise Richards: It's Complicated and had to have a lobotomy, so we can totally relate to Denise's little daughters with Charlie Sheen, Sam and Lola. Recently, Denise revealed to In Touch that she and Charlie's constant squabbling has led to her putting the children in therapy. She said,
ìMy kids are [...]
Denise Richards + Nudity = Career Resurgence?
It’s well documented that we here at CelebNewsWire are not the biggest Denise Richards fans. But we are also professionals who are willing to set aside our personal feelings when faced with hard news. Oh, wait, we meant “faced with hard penises.” Because Denise Richards showing off her sacks for Playboy has a lot more [...]
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"Prostitute-Tranny-Infested Sperm"
We're about to do something revolutionary that has never been done in the history of CelebNewsWire: We're going to say something complimentary about Denise Richards. Girl sure is entertaining. Sure, her entitled, tarted-up face may induce rage in our heart, but whenever she opens her mouth it's sure to elicit a hearty guffaw from ours. [...]
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Denise Richards Wants Charlie Sheen's Sperm, Money
We don't understand why famous people bother to have babies. Half the time it ends really really badly. Sure, it miraculously made KFed financially solvent for the first time in his life, but not everyone is lucky enough to have two kiddos pop out of Britney's poon chute. Sometimes you're Charlie Sheen and you end [...]
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