Tag Archives: Demi Moore
Ashton Kutcher Gets Meta
We’re convinced that the early death of the CW series The Beautiful Life had not so much to do with Mischa Barton’s cuckoo crazy times or terrible scripts or anything; it was the marketing. The show just didn’t have the balls to tout itself as the newest project to come “from the daring mind of [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]
All She Wants for Memorial Day Is Her One Front Tooth
Former actress and current Twitter addict Demi Moore posted some pictures this weekend of herself, sitting in a dentist's chair minus a tooth and inexplicably wearing sunglasses. Knock out the rest of those chompers, add a couple of cataracts and the distinct breath smell of the liver and onions plate from Cracker Barrel and you've [...]
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Ashton Kutcher Celebrates Bruce Willis's Nuptials by Tweeting a Pic of Demi Moore's Ass
So Bruce Willis got married this weekend. Huh. Really, what can we say about that? We hope his new bride (32-year-old model Emma Heming) likes the feel of a newborn's fuzzy head? Mazel tov to them and whatnot, but the real story here is Bruce's ex-wife, Demi Moore, who attended the ceremony with her new [...]
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Ashton Kutcher Adopts Pissy Attitude; Possible Baby
Baby joy! Over the moon! Bump alert! Except not that last part. Wizened crone Demi Moore and her dimple-chinned pet boy, Ashton Kutcher, are supposedly set to adopt a baby boy this year. According to the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy)
DemiÖ and Ashton are believed to be going through a private adoption agency and hope to [...]
Demi Moore Likes To Be Sucked (By Leeches)
Demi Moore. International beauty. Striptease expert. Cradle robber. Medieval medicine practitioner? Our friends at Celebitchy helpfully transcribed Demi's recent appearance on David Letterman where she talked about putting squirmy, slimy things on her skin and letting them suck out her blood.
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Iím alwaysÖlooking for the cutting edge on things that are for optimizing [...]
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Demi and Ashton Abandon God Madonna
We know that our readers look to Hollywood visionaries for spiritual guidance, so brace yourselves for this difficult news: Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have abandoned Kabbalah. That's a hard pill to swallow, we know, but life will go on. Perhaps Heidi Montag will step up to the ridiculous-religion plate and introduce you to a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Gimme Moore (in a Bikini)
ï Demikini. Bidemi? Moorekini. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Amy Winehouse plans to heal from her husband's arrest by backpacking through India. Yeah, there is absolutely nothing funny about that sentence. Nothing mockable there, no siree. (Socialite's Life)
ï Tom Cruise sure can cut a rug, boy! Look at 'im jitterbug! He's doin' the Lindy Hop! [...]
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Ashton Kutcher's Cell Phone Got Jack'd
We'll admit Demi Moore is a pretty sexy lady. That $200,000 or whatever it was that she spent on plastic surgery seems to have kept all her pieces and parts in their appropriate places. But we will also admit that we're just not that interested in seeing her naked in her current Kutch-sullied form. Because, [...]
Demi Moore: Babysnatcher
And you thought your in laws were bad! LOL, take my wife, boy are my arms tired, etc. Lesley Guynes, the estranged wife of Demi Moore's half-brother Morgan, has sung like a stool pigeon to Star magazine in regards to Demi siding with Morgan over their custody battle. Sez Guynes:
"I think Demi is getting too [...]
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