In an exclusive interview with Steppin Out's Chaunce Hayden, Debbie Harry revealed that although Playboy thought she was fit to be a bunny, she wasn't thick enough to be a Playmate.

Back in the day, having a beautiful body meant having a little cushion for the pushin'. By today's standards, the young Debbie could've absolutely been a Playmate. Clearly, father time has paid a visit to the rocker. So chances are that Playboy isn't going to come a knockin'. Debbie has only one thing to say to Playboy, "You missed the boat."

We're sure if 20-year-old Debbie walked into the Playboy offices today they'd tell her to lose 15 pounds and give her the number of a good bazooka booster. Ah, progress.


Who needs Playboy? You can see Deb naked at MrSkin.com.

Debbie Harry has confessed to injecting herself with sheep embryos to preserve her youthful looks.

The Blondie singer discovered a Swiss clinic in Montreux specialising in "fresh cell replacement" when she was 35.

The treatment involves having cell injections which are taken from different embryos of black sheep.

Debbie, 62, said: "I thought, 'Wow, this is so logical – you have fresh cells'. I was the youngest person that had ever done it.

"They made the injections from the embryos of black sheep, and they would take from different organs in different embryos – from the liver, the glands and from the bone – in order to make up the injections. There were 11 injections in all."

We were going to try to come up with a fully formed, mature joke for this one, but that's not really our style, now is it? Instead we'll go the Leno route: We've heard of plastic surgery, but that's more like baaaastic surgery.

And for round two, Celebitchy brings us a tale of dino bones:

The bidding war between the two Hollywood stars was intense as the price soared for the 67 million-year-old dinosaur skull.

Only when it reached $276,000 did Leonardo DiCaprio blink – and Nicolas Cage walked away from the Beverley Hills auction with a ferocious-looking addition to his fossil collection.

As this recent battle of the celebrities for the head of a tyrannosauras [sic] bataar ó the Asian cousin of T-rex ó proved, dinosaur bones are emerging as the new, collectible must-haves for the multi-millionaires of Hollywood, Wall Street and Silicon Valley.

And where will Nic "Abracadabra Kal-El Shazam" Cage keep this dinosaur skull? In his very own moldy old English castle of course! Personally we haven't seen a Nic Cage joint since about Honeymoon in Vegas, so we're not quite sure where his dinosaur-bones-and-castle budget is coming from, but we're pretty sure it's not from Vampire's Kiss royalties. Perhaps Nic will take a cue from that classic film and spend his days wandering around his castle, dinosaur skull gently placed over his own noggin, flailing his pre-historic limbs and declaring, "I'm a dinosaur! I'm a dinosaur!"

Inspect Debbie's body for sheep-like qualities at MrSkin.com.