"I love the tradition Dean has started. Every year when he slips it on my ring finger, it reminds me of the day he made me his wife and we started our amazing journey together as one."

And every year, she takes the old one off and gives it the finger before drop-kicking it into the garbage disposal. Because nothing says "I love you" like a ten-year-old mining diamonds in the Congo so a warlord won't murder his entire family. Ahhhh, who says romance is dead?

I wasnít prepared for losing sight of my lower region. Iíd say, ëDean, howís it looking down there? Do I need to shave?í But of course I couldnít shave. So Dean had to shave me. Heíd hold up a mirror and say ëHowíd I do?í Or heíd take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.

Think about that for a moment. Tori Spelling's preggo pussy. Being shaved. By her husband. Who then photographed said pudenda so Tori could inspect it. Yep. We're pretty sure we're never setting eyes on a twat ever again.

And thus concludes genital day on CelebNewsWire. We hope it was as fun for you as it was for us. We would like to thank Tori Spelling, Hugh Jackman, and Britney Spears for making it all possible. No thanks to Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel for not throwing their respective nutsack and labes into the ring.

Former Beverly Hills, 90210 star Tori Spelling is pregnant with her second child, according to new reports.

The actress and husband Dean McDermott became first-time parents last year when baby son Liam was born, and they're said to be ecstatic about the news.

A close pal of Spelling's tells In Touch Weekly magazine, "They have been having so much fun with Liam, they couldn't wait to have another."

Well, bully for them. But the real news is that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt might have some competition when it comes to Hollywood's Comeliest Baby. Star says that Ang Jolie might be whipping up a batch of twins:

[Angelina] only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week. Rumors of pregnancy have swirled since she appeared at the Criticsí Choice awards on January 7 looking considerably healthier than the almost skeletal figure she had become. While Brad drank beer and others at their table downed champagne, she stuck to water. ìBrad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic,î a second source says. ìBut I still think there will be more adoptions to come.î

Twins. God, what an overachiever. Not only are she and Brad more facially attractive that 99% of planet, not only do they sprinkle kindness all over foreign lands, not only do they give homes to downtrodden youth, rebuild New Orleans, give award-winning performances in large budget motion pictures, but they also procreate better than you. Bitches all!

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott were engaged for the second time on Christmas day.

McDermott, who first proposed to the former "Beverly Hills, 90210" star on December 24 last year, whisked Spelling off to Lake Ontario, Canada, for the second engagement.

He says, "We sat on a bench overlooking the lake and I gave Tori her last Christmas present (an antique platinum ring).

"I'd wrapped the ring in a much bigger box, and as soon as she opened the ring box I asked her to marry me again. It was very romantic and magical."

Spelling says, "I immediately started crying and said 'Yes! Again and again and again!'

"What made it so special was the notion that a year ago when he proposed, the thought of having a baby together was just in our hearts, and now our baby boy that we created from our love is nestled in my belly."

And now we can complete our "Most Horrific Moments of 2006" list: 1) Britney's vagina, 2) Britney's vagina again, 3) That other picture of Britney's vagina, 4) Screech sex tape, 5) Tori Spelling saying "our baby boy that we created from our love is nestled in my belly."

Tori goes it alone at MrSkin.com.

Dean McDermott, who married the former Beverly Hills 90210 star in May 2006, is considering making jewellery out of their pregnancy test stick.
Hmm. Different.
They are expecting their first child together in spring 2007.
Dean told OK! magazine: "We still have the pregnancy stick. I'm going to make a necklace out of it!"

If this were Ben Affleck or Brad Pitt talking we'd think they were joking. But this is a man who has his wife's visage permanently engraved on his arm. Surely this is only the beginning. His pregnancy-test necklace will seem almost blasÈ once we see his truly inventive (and only slightly difficult to keep on the head) placenta hat.

See if Tori makes you horny at MrSkin.com.

Tori Spelling is expecting her first child with actor husband Dean McDermott, sources close to the couple tell PEOPLE.
"They're so excited," a friend of the couple says. "They're so happy."
The Beverly Hills 90210 star is 14 weeks pregnant.
Spelling, 33, and McDermott, 39, wed in Fiji in May. "The feeling is overwhelming," McDermott told PEOPLE at the time. "We're soul mates."
On their nine-day honeymoon in Fiji, "we're going to make a baby," McDermott said. "We want to have nine kids!" Added Spelling, "He likes to play hockey, so we're going to make a hockey team."

Once we got over the ick factor of Tori Spelling talking about "making a baby" we came to the obvious conclusion: Tori and Dean's ultimate goal is a made-for-ESPN remake of Youngblood populated exclusively by their offspring. It will be awhile off, but that will just give Tori ample time for script development.

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