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He Went to Jared . . . Again

There are certain things you have to replace once a year. The air filters in your car. Your glasses. That bottle of sunscreen. Your Chicago city parking pass. And if you're Tori Spelling, your engagement ring! The spider-like, cavernous-cleaved TV star recently told People that her second husband, Dean McDermott, gives her a new sparkler [...]

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Tori Spelling's Husbo Gives Her Hairpie a Haircut

We generally don't like hearing about pregnant ladies' cooters. That's just one of those things that should forever remain a mystery, like who shot Biggie and Tupac. So no thanks to Tori Spelling for gushing (sorry about that image there, folks) about her husband giving her knocked up trim a trim. She wrote in her [...]

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Angelina Jolie and Tori Spelling Foist Bumps Upon Us

At this point, it's more newsworthy to write stories about people who aren't pregnant. Man, those Hollywood types! They sure do make it with each other a ton. The latest to join the cavalcade of famous folks marching towards procreation: Tori Spelling and, possibly, Angelina Jolie. Hollywood.com reports:
Former Beverly Hills, 90210 star Tori Spelling is [...]

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Because Multiple Weddings Worked So Well for Pam Anderson

Just to prove that Daddy's bags of silicone can still nab a man and estate jewelry, Tori Spelling will get engaged every Christmas until she gets cocky, spends the holiday smack dab on the Equator, and melts into a giant plastic puddle.

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Tori Spelling's Pee Stick of Love

Are you sick of necklaces made of diamonds, rubies, and emeralds? Had your fill of gold and silver and platinum? Then why don't you follow Tori Spelling's example and wear something you've peed on around your neck? It's unique and classy.

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Tori Spelling: Preggo-210

It's been confirmed (sort of) that Tori Spelling is full of the spawn of Dean McDermott. If the baby is born with half the traits of each parent, we'll expect it to be constructed of plastic molded to nearly resemble actual human body parts and made-for-extended-basic-cable movie credits.

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