CelebNewsWire» Dax Shepard Archives – CelebNewsWire http://www.celebnewswire.com Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:07:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Kate Hudson Forgets to Tell Dax Shepard She Dumped Him http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/kate_hudson_dumps_dax_shepard_breakup.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/kate_hudson_dumps_dax_shepard_breakup.html#comments Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:45:02 +0000 Agent E. http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=16993 kate and dax.jpg
Kate Hudson has found a really easy way to end an unwanted relationship: Stop calling the guy and start dating someone else. No messy fights filled with "what did I do"s and "but I looooove you"s, no lies about "needing space" and "we can still be friends" and "it's not you, it's me." Just nice and clean. Poor Dax Shepard didn't even know he'd been dumped. A source told OK! magazine:
Dax got a phone call about it from a friend. He's upset that she didn't bother to say anything to him.

Kate has recently been seen canoodling, as the kids say, with 54-year-old billionaire Ron Burkle. We're guessing the ex-couple will have a very awkward exchange in their future. Scene: A New York street. Kate and Ron are standing outside of a furrier or Cartier or wherever it is that rich people hang out, making out like a couple of high schoolers in front of their lockers. Dax walks by, on his way to a bong shop or a drum circle or something, and stops to gape at his girlfriend making out with some other guy.

Dax: Kate, what are you doing making out with this guy? You're my girlfriend.

Kate: Oh yeah, you and I, we broke up. Didn't I tell you? It must have slipped my mind. I've been so busy, what with brushing my son's hair and making out with my new billionaire boyfriend, Ron. He's a billionaire, my boyfriend. That's with a B.

]]> http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/kate_hudson_dumps_dax_shepard_breakup.html/feed 0 Kate Hudson Wastes No Time http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/kate_hudson_dax_shepard_hookup.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/kate_hudson_dax_shepard_hookup.html#comments Tue, 17 Jul 2007 17:45:02 +0000 Inspector S. (CNW Admin) http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=16713 kate_hudson_dax_shepard.jpgKate Hudson seems to be taking her breakup with Owen Wilson quite well. She's taking it by hooking up with something called "Dax Shepard", which our coworker tells us is like a Chinatown alley knockoff version of Dane Cook. Which is kind of like being the poor man's Dan Cortese or something. What happened, Kate, was Jesse Camp all booked up that night? God, look at us, writing about people named "Dax" and "Dane". Tomorrow we'll be doing stories about how Miley Cyrus spent her summer and Zac Efron's favorite brand of cuticle lotion.

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