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Tina Fey, from No Cock to 30 Rock
These days Tina Fey is the ultimate in nerd chic and everyone wants a piece of her funnylady gold. But back before SNL and 30 Rock and all those Emmys poor Tina couldn’t get anybody to diddle her flesh fiddle. As David Letterman read a list of “old virgins” from a tabloid, Fey laughed at [...]
David Letterman: Being a Dashing Cocksman Will Cost You
David Letterman is so sexually irresistible with his M-shaped hairline and his doddering, Andy Rooney-style grouchiness that it’s no wonder his lady staffers are tripping over themselves to toggle his nuts. But Dave is learning an important lesson: having extramarital sex with people who work for you can wind up in a big mess of [...]
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Anne Heche Thinks Laffoon Is a Buffoon
We are suckers for words that sound funny. Gubernatorial makes us think of Goobers, which are delicious. Duty sounds like doody, which is stinky. And Anne Heche’s ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, sounds kind of like holey baboon, which makes us imagine a primate who’s been on the business side of a drive-by. But while Coley Laffoon’s [...]
President Spears
Britney Spears made a special surprise appearance on Letterman last night. She did the top 10 (”Ways the Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President”). This would be an exciting story if anyone watched David Letterman. And if anyone looked forward to his top 10 lists so they could discuss them in Chem [...]
Letterman "Interviews" Joaquin Phoenix
We admit it: We don’t know what the fuck is going on. Is Joaquin Phoenix an irrepressible drunk? Anne Heche-level crazy? Pulling one over on all of us? This generation’s most brilliant comedian? We just can’t tell. But he is amusing us lately. Although last night’s appearance on Letterman had very little to do with [...]
Sarsgaard Aaccidentaally Gaawks Aanonymous Vaaginaa
So you're a woman doing your yearly duty of having cold, hard metal shoved up your lady business. You're in a cold room, covered by a scratchy piece of thin blue paper, with your legs up in an uncomfortable position and a doctor's head perched near a sensitive area. In other words, this is not [...]
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