Tag Archives: David Hasselhoff
CNW Junk Drawer: Cuts Like a Knife
ï Paula Abdul has a new contorted face! Look into her stretched eyes! Oh oh! She's been tellin' lies! (Yeeeah!)
ï Larry Birkhead thinks Dannielynn has her mom's pouty lips, long legs and chubby toes. Jury's out on who she takes after in the implant and veneer department, though. (I'm Not Obsessed)
ï Britney [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Porking a Model is the Best Revenge
ï Angelina and Brad are thinking about adding a Czech orphan to their multi-hued brood. NO. F U. MORE SHILOH. (Derek Hail)
ï Brooke Hogan performs in frayed denim chaps. We haven't seen such creative scissors-meet-fabric self-styling since Billy's Squier's "Rock Me Tonite" video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Nicole Richie pregnant. Yeah, rite. (Female First)
ï [...]
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David Hasselhoff: He's Not Drunk, He's Just Crazy
Our love for The Hoff used to be deep and seemingly untouchable. But in recent months he has become almost like a caricature of himself. Sometimes it's difficult to discern whether we're seeing the actual David Hasselhoff or a Saturday Night Live skit with Alec Baldwin standing in for the Knight Rider. We think Alec's [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: You Look Much Better with Your Clothes On
ï Yes, you've seen Kate Moss in her underwear before. But that's not going to stop you from looking again.
ï David Hasselhoff says that he, like, totally could have done Princess Di if he wanted to, and that they flirted once. She said "You look much better with your clothes on," and then [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Apologies; Pregnancies
ï Christie Brinkley's husband says sorry. "Sorry! Sorry for having sexy sex with a teenager. Seriously, sorry about that. My b."
ï David Hasselhoff as Captain Hook in a London production of Peter Pan? Those are some pretty gay big shoes to fill. Only one man can replace The Hoff, and that's The Fonz. [...]
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"Do you know who I am? Iím The Hoff.î
In bygone days we were the first to avow undying love for David Hasselhoff. The famous "Don't Hassel the Hoff" T-shirt? The idea was cribbed from our own black-Sharpie-on-Fruit-of-the-Loom design. But lately our devotion has waned due to the Hoff seeming to turn into a world-class jag bag. But getting kicked out of Wimbledon for [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Bootylicious. Adj. Sexually attractive, esp. in the buttocks.
ï Teri Hatcher reveals that she was brutally molested as a child by an uncle, and she testified against him recently and helped put him in jail. Go Teri!
ï Mayhaps the Pussycat Dolls should change their name to the Pussyandtittycat Dolls.
ï When your toddler asks you, "Daddy, what does 'bootylicious' mean?" you [...]
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Suicide in the Name of The Hoff
We always knew that if it came down to it we would jump out of a window, stuff our ears full of dynamite, or even listen to an entire Clay Aiken CD for the chance to meet David Hasselhoff, but we thought we were the only one. Apparently we were wrong.
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Anderson! Bleeth! Reserve Some Mantle Space for Oscar!
And you thought nothing could rival the triumph, heartache, and thrill of Showgirls . . . Make way for Baywatch: The Movie.