He tells Rolling Stone magazine he’s actually quite conservative, and often challenges the writers of his sex-fueled TV show “Californication” when he thinks they’ve gone too far.

He adds, “I’m the one to say something is too crass. I turn into the house prude. I’ll say, ‘This is just nasty!’”

Man, the people working on Californication must be complete sexual deviants. What kind of stuff is being proposed for the show, ear fucking? Some sort of extreme taboo combo, like sex with a dead dog that your mom insists you refer to as your brother? Cause that would be gross. Or funny. Whichever.

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'We have a very, very close friendship. I don't want to be the third person in the marriage but I know it can be seen that way.

'David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He's an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women.

'He is in great shape. He is a wonderful man. He's a very intelligent, very kind and good man.'

When asked directly if her relationship with the film and TV star had developed into a full-blown sexual affair, Edit said: 'I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don't know what our relationship means to him.'

Way to give an interview with a scandal paper and admit your scandal in the most obvious yet obtuse way possible. She might as well have said, "Oh, I've lobbed David's balls loads of times. On the court! On the court. No, but seriously, I love him. 30-Love him! Oh, we cause a racket together every night. A tennis racket, that is! No, but I'm also having sex with him. Tennis . . . court . . . sex . . . racket."

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"In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months. The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."

It sounds like a pretty cut and dry situation: husband can't seem to stop fucking stuff, so wife gets exasperated and leaves, right? Apparently, no. The Daily Mail reports:

It was not [Duchovny's] 'sexual compulsion proclivity' that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton.
Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Thornton. Billy Bob met TÈa when they made a comedy film together earlier this year called Manure. Thornton, a musician with his own band, has been seen with TÈa at his gigs. 'She even helps him load and unload his truck,' says a friend of the couple.

Well, can you blame Tea? Raising your family with the sex symbol star of the X Files and rakishly charming Californication actor OR carrying a bass amp for the retarded guy from Sling Blade. It's really no contest.

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David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein, tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress TÈa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

At first we thought that this might be a ploy to promote the upcoming season of Californication. Hank Moody does like the porking. Fornication is even in the title. But as the season premiere is still about a month off, the timing just doesn't seem quite right. So we're just stumped. Too much sex. Huh. Wonder what that's like.

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