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David Duchovny Says, “I Swear, I Don’t Like Sex That Much”
Totally cured and committed to his wife sex addict David Duchovny claims that he’s a total prude on the set of Californication. Which is kind of like Lindsay Lohan claiming that she’s the NarcAnon pusher in her social group. The San Francisco Chronicle says:
He tells Rolling Stone magazine he’s actually quite conservative, and often challenges [...]
Adultery, Anyone?
Although Spanglish star and put-upon soon-to-be-ex of David Duchovny Tea Leoni is most likely making sneaky love with Billy Bob Thornton, she is not the only adulterer in the now-defunct union. The UK's blab rag, The Daily Mail, has an exclusive interview with Edit Pakay, a Hungarian tennis coach who's been Duchovny's instructor [...]
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Predictable Headline: The Ex Files
David Duchovny was recently cured of the urge to indiscriminately cram his boner into any passing hole and released from sex rehab back into the arms of his loving wife off 11 1/2 years, Tea Leoni. At least that's what we briefly thought, but today People reported that the pair have actually been split for [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo
ï Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)
ï Can't lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pics from Britney Spears's new video for "Womanizer". Lots o' wigs, and not a batty pink one amongst them. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Madonna bans Sarah Palin from [...]
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Also tagged Anna Faris, celebrity accidents, celebrity catfights, celebs in rehab, Courtney Love, Kristen Bell, Madonna, Miley Cyrus, movies, music videos, Nick Nolte, Pete Doherty, plastic surgery rumors, politicians, Tom Cruise, Vanessa Minnillo
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David Duchovny Has Too Much Sex
So maybe you've heard: Fox Mulder likes to fuck. Like, a lot. And apparently this is a bad thing that he has to go away to cure. Where exactly is the too much fucking line drawn? If you'd rather schtup than eat pie, is that a problem? What if you've been wearing the same pair [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Funky Monk-y
ï Sophie Monk's nipples try to stab their way through her bikini top. Like they were pink, squishy pirate cutlasses. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï David Duchovny was scared that wife Tea Leoni would give him a beatdown when she saw his makeout scene with Gillian Anderson in the X-Files movie. Guess [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity arrests, celebrity deaths, celebs in bikinis, Christian Bale, Estelle Getty, Gabrielle Reece, Gillian Anderson, Heather Locklear, jail, James Blunt, movies, Nick Hogan, Nicole Kidman, Sophie Monk
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Federlines Bring Down Mulder's Property Value
We thought we had it bad when that crackhead with the pet donkey moved in next door to us, but that's nothing compared to David Duchovny's complaints. He lives next door to Britney Spears. And we're guessing that Bit Bit's shit stinks way more than that donkey's.