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Beckhams Continue Nonstop Copulation, Produce Fourth Offspring
In case you were under the mistaken impression that an eighty-eight-pound body with all the curvy womanly features of an eleven-year-old is insufficient to support human life, Victoria Beckham proves your assumption wrong by gestating her fourth child.
Beckhams Beamed to Cruise Compound to Validate Suri's Existence
After exhausting his list of Scientological compatriots (Leah Remini) and tight-lipped celeb cronies on the L. Ron payroll (the Pinkett-Smiths, Penelope Cruz), Tom Cruise is branching out and inviting other celebrities to bear frankincense, myrrh, and designer Baby Bjorns, follow the star in the north and come to gaze upon baby Suri No Middle Name [...]
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Beckhams Bang for Girl Baby
This tidbit is FemaleFirst-penned, so take it with a Hummer full of salt, but Posh Spice and equally groomed hubby David Beckham are reportedly having sex standing up, because they heard that's a surefire way to conceive a girl. In related news, the Beckhams also say that you can't get pregnant when you do it [...]
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Posh and Becks: The New Tomkat
There are a few things we know for sure about Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham: She has a face like Mr. Ed's long-lost bastard daughter, she could beat both Jessica Simpson and Catherine Zeta-Jones in a game of "Look how much empty space I have in my skull," and she has very fertile lady parts. The [...]
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