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Rich-as-Fuck Celebrities Not So Rich-as-Fuck Anymore
You probably think you have it pretty bad. The crap economy has you worrying if you're going to lose your job or your house or your car, you've switched to one-ply toilet paper, and instead of getting that latte every morning you've resorted to diving into the Starbucks dumpster and sucking on the discarded coffee [...]
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Also tagged Gisele Bundchen, Joan Collins, Miley Cyrus, Victoria Beckham
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Their Action Figures Would Be So Lifelike
What are characteristics that come to mind when you think of superheroes? Unusual physical prowess? Otherworldly abilities? Very, very tight costumes? And in the case of superheroines, large, unnaturally immobile yet buoyant breasts? Then it makes perfect sense that legendary comic-book artist Stan Lee wants to turn David and Victoria Beckham into superheroes. Reports our [...]
Victoria Beckahm Is Literally Covered in Shit
Rich people have it so much better than the rest of us. They get to wear designer clothes, drive fancy cars, live in luxurious homes. And while we have to depend on Noxema and Clearasil, they get to include exotic ingredients in their skin-care regimen. Exotic ingredients like bird shit. There's nothing like the clean [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Oh, Behave
ï Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in Mighty Ducks V? (Daily Stab)
ï Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (Female Foist)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Bret Michaels, Britney Spears, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria, Evan Rachel Wood, Gisele Bundchen, jail, John Mayer, magazines, movies, Pete Doherty, tattoos, Victoria Beckham
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Shocking New Book Alleges Tom Cruise Is Wacky Cult Leader
So you know all those things you've heard about Tom Cruise being a crazy loony mental patient who does nothing all day but mutter under his breath "I love L. Ron. L. Ron is God" and stare at the author's photo on the back of Dianetics? Someone said, "What the hell, I can sell that" [...]
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Also tagged books, Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Scientology, Tom Cruise, Victoria Beckham
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Posh Buys Shoes, Not Religion
Spend $50,000 on a pair of diamond-dust encrusted panty hose that claim to make your legs so skinny you'll look like a pair of children's safety scissors? Victoria Beckham says, "Of course!" But hand over wads of cash to a religion that promotes the love and acceptance of her alien brethren? F that.
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Posh Spice Lives Up to Nickname
Our second Posh Spice story in as many days! We truly are obsessed. Today, she's making headlines due to the outrageous, Mariah Carey-like list of demands she and husband David gave to a London hotel to ensure that their stay was a comfortable one. Your hotel requirements might be: towels, a working toilet, decent water [...]
Victoria Beckham Loses Hair Sextensions
Posh Spice's rather unflattering severe new bob was widely covered in the gossip blog pages a few weeks ago. Some speculated that it was a way to balance out her terrible, terrible boobs, some said she wanted to spark a new trend, but the truth of the matter is that the penile ministrations of husband [...]
Cruise Scores Goal in David Beckham's Heart
David Beckham says that he was able to get over the shock and stress of being dropped from his soccer team through the gentle guidance of his good friend Tom Cruise, who, with a positive attitude and a reassuring grin, helped Becks realize that he was surrounded by a healthy family and wonderful best friends [...]
David Beckham No Speak-o Spanish-o
Once in a while we jump on a story that may not be based in anything that resembles fact. Like if we heard a story about Britney Spears's plans to gain a bunch of weight, don a muumuu, and take to the stage as a Divine impersonator, we'd run with it. Sure, we might have [...]
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