Tag Archives: Dave Navarro
CNW Junk Drawer: A Feast Fit for a Bosworth
ï Suri No Middle Name Cruise pictures might finally appear soon . . . in Vanity Fair! Hopefully on the cover, wrapped in swaddling clothes, using Scarlett Johansson's ass crack as a manger.
ï Bryce Dallas Howard is baking up a big batch of baby.
ï Kate Bosworth ate! Ate cigarettes, water, and lettuce. [...]
'Til Death Yesterday Do Us Part
After months and months of speculation, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro announced their separation yesterday. It seems that Dave has already moved on and found another love, socialite Sarah Howard, who looks a hell of a lot like Tommy Lee:
Carmen Elsextra
We always thought Carmen Electra had about as many thoughts floating around in her vacant little head as Britney Spears or Victoria Beckham. But it turns out the cogs are churning constantly. It’s just that the only thing she’s mulling over is, “Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.” Must be exhausting.
From the Boardroom to the Bedroom with Carmen Electra
So, we were thinking. What's Carmen Electra famous for again? Ah. Wearing very little. Yes, yes. Today, she brings us the joyous news of getting double the wear out of her daytime garments. Like Day-to-Night Barbie. Only sluttier.