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"And This Is the Bustier Mommy Wore When She Spread Her Legs on the White Fur Rug"
At a recent auction of the late Anna Nicole Smith's things, her former boyfriend and inseminator Larry Birkhead shelled out $3000 for her lingerie–a pink bustier and white negligee ANS wore for a Playboy shoot. No, he's not into transvestism (though the highlights make us wonder)–he was buying them for their baby girl, Dannielynn. Of [...]
Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern More than BFFs: Secret Gay Lovers
Late last week we were made giddy by the prospect of Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern (that asshole) being in cahoots. We thought that by this point in the whole Anna Nicole saga there couldn't be any more surprises, that we could see every impossible twist coming. But holy shit were we wrong. We [...]
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Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern: Secret BFFs
There is almost nothing we love more than a juicy Hollywood conspiracy. RFK actually killed Marilyn Monroe? Sweet. Catherine Zeta-Jones is really 82 years old and being kept alive by hourly pigeon-shit injections? We'd believe it. But the best one of all may be the possibility that Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern have been [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Cuts Like a Knife
ï Paula Abdul has a new contorted face! Look into her stretched eyes! Oh oh! She's been tellin' lies! (Yeeeah!)
ï Larry Birkhead thinks Dannielynn has her mom's pouty lips, long legs and chubby toes. Jury's out on who she takes after in the implant and veneer department, though. (I'm Not Obsessed)
ï Britney [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Olsen, Britney Spears, Bryan Adams, David Hasselhoff, Jessica Simpson, Larry Birkhead, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, Paula Abdul, plastic surgery rumors, see-through shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: Sexy in Kindergarten
ï Cameron Diaz has tiny nipples atop her tiny breasts underneath a tiny shirt. No tiny bra in sight. (Drunken Stepfather
ï Jennifer Garner may have allowed Ben Affleck to ejaculate into her vaginal canal during ovulation again. (FemaleFirst)
ï Angelina got more ass between juice breaks in kindergarten than you're getting now. (Bricks [...]
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Also tagged Cameron Diaz, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Heather Mills McCartney, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, John Travolta, Larry Birkhead, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Richard Gere, Shilpa Shetty, television, Victoria Beckham
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Still No Daddy for Dannielynn; Candy Spelling Weighs In
We have bitten our fingernails to bloody nubs, pulled out every last strand of hair, and ground our teeth down to meth-addict stumps in anticipation, but, alas, the Bahamas do not play by our rules of time and work and order. Sure, we were supposed to find out if Larry Birkhead's sperm penetrated one of [...]
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Dannielynn's Da-Da Revealed . . . Real Soon Now, We Promise
We don't have it in our hearts and minds and spirits to look deep inside ourselves and come up with fresh Anna Nicole Smith material, so this is just a little post-it note to let you know that tomorrow, at long, long last, the mouth swabs will be tallied Montel-style and baby Dannielynn's sirer will [...]
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I Had Unprotected Sex with Anna Nicole and All I Got Was This Lousy Paternity Suit
Another gentleman has run, gasping, to the current events forefront, brandishing a sweaty claim ticket for poor wee Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern–Anna Nicole’s onetime bodyguard/TV chef, a burly chap named Alexander Denk. Behind the cut, an update on the baby’s possible sirers, though at this point, we think they should all just move into a [...]
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