It's wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that's possibly why I'm quite camp, and some people think I'm gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It's always good to keep them guessing [laughs]. I don't go on any blogs or chats or anything, but my friends are demons for them, and apparently someone said "Daniel Radcliffe is gay. He's got a gay face!" [Laughs] I really don't know what a gay face is. But I think it's wonderful that Dumbledore was outed as gay … Half of me thinks Jo Rowling just did that to see if she could piss off the right wing, but I'm not sure how true that is. I think she had it planned, I think she always knew he was gay.

We don't know what gay face means either. Unless they're talking about a dude who walks around with jizz on his face. That's pretty obvious. Or Tom Cruise's creepy smile. But we guess that one's pretty obvious too.

Daniel, 19, has enjoyed dinners and nights out with Our Lady J, a striking blonde drag queen from New York.

They dined together on Sunday and were snapped arm in arm at a party in the city late last year.

Danielís larger than life pal makes a living singing tracks by Dolly Parton, ALANIS MORISSETTE and NINE INCH NAILS and has been described as ìfierceî, ìmind-blowingî and ìthe love child of MEAT LOAF and MADONNAî in reviews.

A close friend of Our Lady G said: ìDaniel is fascinated by the drag culture and is always asking questions. He went to a few shows and was made to feel very welcome.

ìHeís a lovely guy and he and Our Lady J got on like a house on fire.

ìThey have eaten out together and been to parties. They have become quite close.î

"They have eaten out together"? Oh, that's rich.

And as for Robert Pattinson, he's spending his time with real female performers. Naked ones. Says Star:

The attention of gorgeous costars ó and red-blooded women the world over ó has failed to quench Rob Pattinson's thirst for affection!

In the May 18 issue of Star ó on sale today ó we report that as if British hunk doesn't have enough ladies in his life with his Twilight costars Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart both crushing on him, he's added another woman to the mix ó a stripper!

While shooting New Moon in Canada, he's made not one but two trips to Brandi's Exotic Nightclub in Vancouver, where he became infatuated with a curvaceous dancer named Kendra. The night they met, Rob followed the hot blonde into a private room for a lap dance and he must have liked what he saw because he returned asking for her two days later.

"She's very pretty and very sexy," one insider at Brandi's says about the object of Rob's affection. "She reminds me of Bo Derek in 10."

Well, getting a lap dance is all about restraining yourself from something that you really, really want, so we think Stephanie Meyer would approve.

Michael Jackson has invited stars of the 'Harry Potter' films to the opening night of his 'This Is It' shows.

The three main stars from the wizard franchise – Daniel Radcliffe, 19, Emma Watson, 18, and Rupert Grint, 20 – have reportedly been offered access all areas passes for the start of Michael's 'This Is It' farewell residency at London's O2 arena on July 8.

A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Michael is a huge fan of the 'Harry Potter' books and films.

"He was utterly enchanted by the magic of JK Rowling's novels and owns all the movies and he has bought memorabilia for his collection."

Michael is said to be such a big 'Harry Potter' fan he owns a first edition copy of JK Rowling's debut novel 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone', which is worth around £10,000.

Michael Jackson is pretty sheltered and insulated from the goings on in the world, right? So here's what we think happened: MJ was home one Saturday afternoon (and by home, we mean an extravagant penthouse suite in a hotel in Bahrain) when he decided to take in a little television. He happened upon ABC Family, where a Harry Potter marathon (a two-day event!) was under way. So he curled up on the couch with his Snuggie and a cup of Swiss Miss with mini marshmallows and watched the first two Harry Potter films straight through. The only problem was, Michael forgot to tune back in on Sunday, so in his mind Harry and Ron will forever be just about thirteen years old. Perrrrrfect!

ï Is Lindsay Lohan on the sauce again? Does the pope shit in the woods? (Celebitchy)

ï Check it out: pictures of Harry Potter's hairy peter. (Cityrag)

ï Hugh Hefner is like a father to Kendra Wilkinson. A father who joggles her fake jugs. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Joe Jonas dumped Taylor Swift for Camilla Belle. He has a very difficult life. (Yeeeah!)

ï Scarlett Johansson on the cover of some nerd mag with glasses and big old jiggly cleavage. (The Blemish)

ï The Adrienne Bailon nude pics were faked, but that doesn't mean you can't still masturbate to them. The glass, it's always half full with us. (Pop on the Pop)

ï Kristen Bell bikini pics. Veronica Mars is out of this world! God, that was so clever!!!! (Egotastic)

ï Hugh Jackman make a tinkle in his drawers onstage. Awwww, just like Fergie! (IMDb)

Daniel Radcliffe's penis shrank "to the size of a hamster" when he appeared naked on stage.

The 'Harry Potter' star bared all for his role as a horse-obsessed stable boy in the London West End theatre production of 'Equus' – which he reprises on New York's Broadway from next week – but admits his nerves caused him an embarrassing problem on the opening night.

He said: "You tighten up like a hamster. The first time it happened, I turned around and went, 'You know, there's a thousand people here and I don't think even one of them would expect you to look your best in this situation.' "

We're trying to find a positive angle here to comfort young Radcliffe, but we're having a hard time. No wait, not a hard time; rather, our efforts are limp, flaccid, minuscule. What can we say to reassure the young lad after a theater full of people saw his dangling member retreat back into his body as if it were Osama Bin Laden taking cover in his cave? At least it wasn't the size of a cockroach? It just doesn't seem to make much of a difference.

ï Keira Knightley was attacked by a wandering expletive-spewer and lived to tell the tale. (Yeeeah!)

ï Being the concubine of Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood is used to standing next to undead ghouls, so she looks right at home beside Mickey Rourke. (CelebWarship)

ï Hilary Swank will gain 30 pounds for a movie role. Which is cool because we also plan on gaining 30 pounds, basically because Totino's Pizza Rolls are on sale at Safeway. Solidarity! (Daily Stab)

ï Ay oh! Oh ay! Whaddaya doin', Samanter? It's Alyssa Milano naked! (Mr. Skin)

ï Another male has willingly placed his wango inside of Star Jones. (Holy Taco)

ï Daniel Radcliffe admits when he was a teen, his magic wand found its way into a cougar's Hairy Pooter. (Derek Hail)

ï Holly Madison take a carefree swing, and tosses out some beav. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Lacey Chabert gives us a party of two. (Fatback)

ï Katie Holmes has the knees of a three dollar hooker. Or that girl Tammy who was voted "friendliest" in tenth grade. (Cityrag)

Okay. I know that fandom usually leads to fanfic stories that center on a million different sexual scenarios, but what's with the Harry Potter nudity? If Ace Showbiz has it right, Daniel Radcliffe is stripping once again, but this time it isn't for a disturbing play about horses. It's for Harry Potter.

Yes, they report that the almost-20-year-old will strip down for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Radcliffe is quoted as saying: "At first I thought I'd have pants [underwear] on for the scene. Apparently not. But I've sort of done that before on stage. It's all old hat now, really."

We can see it now: Harry will be alone in the woods after a nasty run in with a snark-eyed squaggle and he'll slowly strip off his claw-slashed shirt to dress his wounds by a stream. Oh, this water is warm! It would be so nice to take a bath. And what's this? Some helpful traveler left a bar of Irish Spring and loofah on that shiny rock over there. So Harry starts to peel off his pants, slowly, as not to aggravate his wounds, and then his Fruit of the Looms, as the camera pans in for a nice brown-eye close-up. Oh, wait, that's the plot of Hairy Squatter Spits Not Swallows, direct-to-DVD October '08. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, on the other hand, will probably have the cinematic equivalent of those "racy" "shocking" Miley Cyrus pics, and every Wal-Mart shopper in all of Whoville will be outraged.

ï Scratch your head in wonder as you ponder the bizarre flap of flesh that resides between Janet Jackson's ubiquitous implants.

ï Anna Nicole's former assistant, the beloved Kimmie, will be opening up tonight–for real this time–on The Insider. Pat O'Brien is gonna go fuckin' crazy with her.

ï Anna Nicole will be buried next her her son in the Bahamas, it's been decided. Finally.

ï Are Angelina and Brad presently purchasing the next member of their Benetton brood?

ï Harry Potter proudly waves his trouser wand; doesn't make foreskin disappear. Make your own hung/horse joke here. NSFW.

ï We had pretty much decided against posting any shots of the paparazzi bothering Britney Spears during her breakdown. But then we saw these shots/video of buzz-shorn B attacking a pap's SUV with an umbrella and had to share because 1. she looks, awesomely and deliciously, like her lesbian soccer team just lost a match and she felt compelled to deface her opponent's vehicle, and 2. we think she needs to call us immediately because we want to start an oi band with her.

. . . parents are up in arms and are bombarding Harry Potter fansites with emails. One reads, "We as parents feel Daniel should not appear nude. Our nine-year-old son looks up to him as a role model. We are very disappointed and will avoid the future movies he makes." Radcliffe's spokesperson Vanessa Davies tells British newspaper the Daily Mail, "Daniel does not want to step away from Harry Potter but he does want to show he is a rounded actor capable of very different roles. He has tremendous support from Harry Potter fans."

Whatever, these people who fire off angry emails are probably the same people who write erotic Potter fan fic in their spare time.

Anyway, we just wanted to find out if "Harry Potter shirtless" will fare as well as our favorite search phrase, "Aaron Carter shirtless", in our stats. Stay tuned!

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