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CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian

Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
Harry Pothead [...]

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Harry Potter Has Gay Face

Look. We don't give a shit if Daniel Radcliffe likes to screw boys or girls. We would probably be more than a wee bit skeeved out if he were to divulge that he took on that role in Equus because it mirrored his own love of horsey humping, but beyond that, we don't really care. [...]

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Harry Potter Goes from Tweens to Trannies (with Bonus RPattz!)

Most ten-to-fourteen-year-old girls are obsessed with one of two things: The Jonas Brothers, or all things mystical and magical, especially Twilight and Harry Potter. We're going to leave that first subject alone as we don't much care to discuss the extracurricular activities of the brothers Jonas (because what more can be said about My Little [...]

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Michael Jackson Converting Stash of Jesus Juice to Butterbeer

We love the idea that Michael Jackson needs millions and millions of dollars to maintain his lavish lifestyle and buy lots of stuffed elephants dipped in platinum and Old Navy pajama pants. He could just sit back and watch the dollars roll in from the auction at Neverland, but, dammit, he's a star, and people [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Britney? Is it You?

ï Promo pic for the new Britney Spears album is more airbrushed than a T-shirt at the county fair. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Is Lindsay Lohan on the sauce again? Does the pope shit in the woods? (Celebitchy)
ï Check it out: pictures of Harry Potter's hairy peter. (Cityrag)
ï Hugh Hefner is like a father [...]

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Harry Potter Hung Like a Hamster

Hamsters. They're furry and fluffy. They're teeny. They have stubby little wiggly tails. They're good at hiding out of sight. Sure, they're cute, but it's not exactly a compliment when your dick is compared to one. Take it away Petco rodent-department employee of the month FemaleFirst:
Daniel Radcliffe's penis shrank "to the size of a hamster" [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Harry Potter and the Underaged Bone

ï Get a black snake bone. Look at Christina Ricci in a bikini. (The Blemish)
ï Keira Knightley was attacked by a wandering expletive-spewer and lived to tell the tale. (Yeeeah!)
ï Being the concubine of Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood is used to standing next to undead ghouls, so she looks right at [...]

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Harry Potter Nude! TK November 2010!

And now what you've all been waiting for: hot hot sexy totally hot Harry Potter nudity! England really is liberated, isn't it? According to Cinematical:
Okay. I know that fandom usually leads to fanfic stories that center on a million different sexual scenarios, but what's with the Harry Potter nudity? If Ace Showbiz has it right, [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: . . . and the Sorcerer's Bone

ï Patricia Heaton is a conservative, but her dress sure ain't.
ï Scratch your head in wonder as you ponder the bizarre flap of flesh that resides between Janet Jackson's ubiquitous implants.
ï Anna Nicole's former assistant, the beloved Kimmie, will be opening up tonight–for real this time–on The Insider. Pat O'Brien is gonna [...]

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If You Wanna Ride. Ride the White Horse.

Alternate entry title: "Hairy Potter".

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